Munch

A person who is down to perform oral sex with no reciprocation, not meaning against, but simply could perform without it.

1: “I just want some head..”
2: “Girl…Get chu a Munch.”

by Llirt September 03, 2022

Munch

Someone who is generally cute but is being grouchy or very stubborn. It can also describe someone who is pretending to be grouchy for attention (could say they are being munchie). May also describe someone who bites or "munches" others when they are upset, offended, or are doing so for their own pleasure.

Wow, what is with your attitude problem, you munch?

Well aren't you being a munch!

by Sapphyreopal5 October 30, 2011

munch

1. to eat snack foods
2. to fall hard when skateboarding

1. munchin' on the grubbage
2. Jake munched it hard and broke a tooth

by hephe March 29, 2005

Munch

A scrub or a pussy, some kid who's shit at everything

That kid missed a shot, he's a munch

by Carsonisafag November 16, 2016

Munch

To eat quickly. If you have a short amount of time, you have to munch. It is something you often see the Lunch Crew doing.

(Just received your food) Wow bro! We got like ten minutes until class starts... We gotta munch!

by Groves Warriors September 01, 2009

Munch

A group of three or more lesbians. A "munch" is to lesbians as a herd is to cattle, a gaggle is to geese, or a school is to fish for example.

I had the brainstorm of getting my elderly grandfather a new flannel shirt for Christmas and as I burst through the flannel shirt store door it was standing room only because a "munch" of lesbians were also doing their Christmas shopping.

by Wheredidja Gotohighschool July 11, 2008

Munch

The act of creating a verbal faux pas.

When words are mispronounced or substituted for similar sounding words by accident; similar to malapropisms.

Originates from PC World, Croydon, England, 2011.

Salesman: So sir, which kind of phone contract are you looking for?
James: Something cheap as I have a really good deal right now.
Salesman: Oh really, what deal are you on?
James: Well, at the minute I pay five pounds a munch.
*Salesman and other customers snigger and chortle*
...
James: A month! Five pounds a month!

by EmmaIsDefinitelyAwesome June 20, 2011