thomiss muller

Nickname given to Bayern Munich and Germany forward Thomas Muller after his incredible miss vs England in the round of 16 of EURO 2020.

You know at Bayern we have ThoMISS Muller. (Referring to his pun about Robert Lewandowski)

by SkywalkerRx8 January 11, 2022

Muller

The act of harmfully slide tackling or two footing an individual that is on the opposing side of a football match or any other sport that involves CONTACT! After this act you may receive a formal or aggressive warning from the person monitoring the game which could then result in a fine or a sending off.

Player: He's being a cocky fucker, go on muller 'em!

Player2: The other day I was absolutely mullered!

by MunchMan123 April 21, 2020

mullered

The first railway murder committed by Franz Müller.
Bludgeoned Thomas Briggs to death.
So if you had serious head injuries, you was Mullered!

'you see the state of him?...he got mullered'

by jimmyap September 4, 2022

muller viljoen

a monkey with a absolute donkey cock its a 7 incher chode absolutely incredible

wow is that muller viljoen his cock is huge!!!!!!!

by nihfueglklsl/fgfbdogovcwwofwq December 6, 2024

Mullering

The act of taking 2 tabs of acid and raping someone, most likely a female.

This 20 year old Austrian dude is mullering me.

by cockandballs2 June 19, 2025

Ms. Muller

To be Ms. Mullered is to be absolutely destroyed

Person 1: Dude, what happened?
Person 2: I got Ms. Mullered :(
Person 1: Just end it dude

by skinnydoodle May 30, 2018

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity

kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh

by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021