cunt muffle 

v. When a bitch of any type talks in a way that annoyes her superior partner. Thus the partner places a muffle over the cunts mouth to keep her from unextricating fowl comments denegrading society as a whole.

Hillary Clinton needs to be cunt muffled.

cunt muffle by Ryan McClure July 21, 2008

Trumpet Muffle 

-The act of fucking someone in the ass while they are farting due to bad gas.

Dude, I took her out for Mexican food for dinner last night. By the time we made it back to my place I had to trumpet muffle her!

Trumpet Muffle by AdmrlAckbar31 May 6, 2011

Fudge Muffle 

A Surprise Blumpkin

Dude, I was taking a huge ass shit and some girl just crawled under the door and before I knew it.... FUDGE MUFFLE!

Fudge Muffle by Kelsexxx July 27, 2011

queef muffle

a fanny fart sound suppressor

it was her first time with him so she prepared her queef muffle to avoid embarassment z

queef muffle by thedreadeddan December 2, 2011

Sploosh Muffle 

The act of creating a toilet paper blanket in the bottom of the bowl before one does one's business in order to cushion the impact, and therefore the sound, of excretions expected to tempt gravity that bit too much - saving the sploosh muffler both the potential embarrassment of any attention-grabbing noise and the all-too-familiar phenomenon of the 'splashback'

- "The boss has just gone into the john, but I can't wait!"

- "... You're going to have to sploosh muffle"

Sploosh Muffle by Barry Nomanstein November 5, 2013

mask muffle 

something for the history books! , and the curse of older types concerned with the status of their hearing !

speaking through one's 'pollutant' mask, and having speech clarity muddled , (BIG TIME ! , obliviously) listener goes: HUH ?? , could you repeat that ?

it should be noted that asians have been wearing masks for YEARS !! (SOME mask materials MUST transfer sound better than OTHERS !!)

what'd she say ? , not sure! ; mask muffle !

i had to ask the scheduler to repeat, repeatedly, thanks to mask muffle !

thought i was going deaf until she took her mask off !

mask muffle by michael foolsley November 19, 2021

Truffle Muffle 

Verb - To perform oral sex on a woman. Named after the manner, motion, and sounds a pig uses when hunting for truffles in the woods.

Jeremy was so committed that Fridays were set aside to truffle muffle Cynthia.

Truffle Muffle by sensitive penguin January 21, 2014