mongdar

'Mongdar" is a portmanteau of 'Monger' & 'Radar' in same vein as Gaydar etc.
It means a heightened sense of when pay to play comes into the sexual arena.

I was hanging in the bar at this Casio in Vegas when this hottie started making eye contact across the room. I was getting excited until I spied a 12 pack of Trojans in her purse and my mongdar went off like a tranny on the Jerry Springer show.

by DinoLarry July 10, 2010

Mong Out

To be so stoned you can't move or think straight

-Hey I guess we should go to this party then?
-Fuck that lets just smoke the rest and mong out to Takeshi's Castle and drum 'n' bass, there's a double-bill at 4:20am

-Hey where've you been?

-Sorry we were just watching this new District 9 shit
-Oh yeah, whats it about?

-dunno

by no, you motherfucking, cannot October 6, 2009

Mongey

A crazy mix between monkey and man results in the "mongey." Only one Mongey exists in the history of the world and that is located in Bondi Australia. For monkeys, Mongey is highly intelligent, to humans, Mongey is stupid. Mongey often refers to himself in the third person.

EEEEEEEERRRRRR, It's da Mongey!

by Mongey May 30, 2020

Cock mongeling queef burger

sometimes said as Cock mongeling queer burger

one of the best comebacks of all time. usually used in an argument when one person has nothing else to say, or nothing intelligent to say.

it can be used as a substitute for "no u", the universal rebuttle.

It can also be used as an insult

"(blah blah blah blah)... therefore you are a moron"

"oh yeah? Well, your a Cock Mongeling Queef Burger!

"(speachless)"

by spartan-215 October 8, 2009

Mongie

someone who is not quite all there in the brain category; they do stupid things, they probably have issues with being gainfully employed, they sit in strip mall bars and talk about their old glory days in high school

He's not going to work today, he's a mongie.

by OBNJ1988 June 9, 2018

fruit-monger

Someone who can hardly walk straight when they think about eating a fruit. The addiction is overpowering, so that the mere mention of a banana can send the fruit eater into frothing convulsions. The consummation of the relationship with a strawberry is to an orgasm what the Grand Canyon is to a pothole.

Holy crap, Nukkam, get away from my apple, you furgin fruit-monger. Why don't you go analyze negative space or something?

by The Hyrax July 20, 2007

Mong hut

Noun. Council house, housing association dwelling. See Mong

Check out the tacky Christmas lights on those mong huts.

by Zucc December 3, 2004