Momologue

A lengthy, tedious speech or address delivered by your mom usually preaching a moral platitude

She just performed her dinner table momologue addressing the lack of productivity in the household.

Mom’s momologue consisted of lecturing me about my bad grades and staying out late.

by Savyrose3 January 1, 2020

monogosexual

A sexual orientation in which an individual’s sexual attraction mechanism functions similar to a light switch; they can be sexually attracted to many people, but once they form a strong romantic emotional bond with another individual, their attraction switch gets “flipped” and they can then only be sexually attracted to their romantic partner. This can function to the extent that they can’t even fantasize or have sexual dreams featuring anyone other than their partner.

Monogosexual individuals can be any gender or gender sexuality (heterosexual, heteroflexible, homosexual, bisexual, pan sexual, etc). The defining characteristic is that once they form a pair bond, they lose their ability to find anyone else sexually attractive.

I could never be polyamorous because I’m monogosexual.

by WoodsWytch January 30, 2021

Momologue

n. 1. A series of one-sided comments from a mother to her child. 2. Life experience poured out from a mother to her children in a dictatorial fashion. 3. Household rules and regulations designed to increase the value of young humans given in a manner that does not allow for backtalk. 4. A one-sided conversation between mother and child where the mother does 100% of the talking.

I couldn't get away any sooner because I was encumbered by a momologue that seemed it would never end.

by CrisMiss April 26, 2021

Menologue

A platform for dialogue about issues that affect men.

We are going to have an extensive menologue on financial stability.

by Menologer January 16, 2022

Monogomer

Noun- /mënãgëmer/
A one vag man!

When I said 'I do', I became a monogomer

by LuluLeiberBitches August 5, 2023