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mowed

Mowed, pronounced so it sounds like loud.
To devour, to eat a alrge quantity of food quickly.
"Dude, you finished your grinder already?!"
"Yeah, I was pretty hungry."
Dude, you mowed that shit."
by J.C.S May 12, 2008
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Lawn mower

When a girl with braces is sucking your dick and your pubic hair gets stuck in the braces and rips out like a lawn mower with grass.
Guy: she gave me the lawn mower last night and my ball hurt now
by FamousJew December 8, 2019
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Lawn Mower

When you insert a strand of anal beads into your girlfriends asshole then yank them out like your pull starting a lawn mower.
You should have seen the look on that bitch's face when I gave her the lawn mower when she wasn't expecting it.
by Dirty Mexi March 21, 2003
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Moeez

If chaos was a person. Who's blood nicotine levels arise above the 99th percentile for the nation. He is a dog boy. You will never run out of things to talk about when talking to him. But nobody can ever be his best friend because his best friend is weed. Get you a moeez in your life.
"You're acting like a real 'moeez' today"
by user420vapenationred March 18, 2022
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Slope Mower

Look at that white girl in the tight pantz, she's such a slope mower.
by Jim Raynor 2 May 14, 2013
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Bitch Mowen

A strange method for the self-inducement of vomitting, the bitch mowen is believed to have originated somewhere on the east coast of Australia. To pull a bitch mowen, first one must locate ones person within the confines of a public lavatory stall. Generally speaking, any frequently used public restroom will do, but the probability of the successful implementation of this precarious manouvre will increase with the level of filth present.

Once inside the stall, one must flatulate in the bowl of the toilet, however if one is so inclined, the deposition of actual faecal matter may also be of assistance in this delicate process.

Finally, one should turn and place ones head into the toilet bowl and inhale as deeply as possible in an attempt to stimulate their own gag reflex.

Though there would appear to be mixed reports as to whether or not this particular manouvre is actually even feasible in terms of initiating vomitting, one cannot go passed the simple fact, that the bitch mowen is an elegant solution to all those unwanted calories and is truly a wonderful new addition to the ever growing list of stupid stuff my friends seem to do.

In short, the bitch mowen is all about breathing in your own fart in an attempt to make yourself vomit.
"Oh shit, I forgot my tooth brush and I need to vomit before my photo shoot... Guess I'll have to pull a Bitch Mowen"
by absqueeli frost March 14, 2010
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mowed

Drunk; intoxicated; "mow" being alcohol, resulting in phrases such as "on the mow" (drinking). Hence, "mowed"=drunk.
Wow, that girl is really mowed.
by bela_bat April 27, 2008
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