mockingbird soda bomb

when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.

"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."

by D3f0rm3d $k!!3r March 28, 2010

to kill a mocking bird

The act of murdering a woman who has been mocking you.

Where are you going with that freshly sharpened axe?

To kill a mocking bird.

by BlueBeardBlueCarpet January 27, 2011

Mocking off

To copy someone or something in a gay ass way.

allan was mocking off indiana jones with his man bag/ satchel.

by bobbbbbb the builder January 11, 2010

Monking it in

When parking your car, you back into the parking space, rather than pulling into it forwards. Very common for grease monkeys to perform this maneuver, thus, monking it in.

Whether driving a big 4 x 4 or a some type of hot rod, you'll always find a motorhead monking it in.

by bucktownsfinest February 3, 2010

Mississippi Mockingbird

An activity performed during sex, where either partner immediately mimics the other’s sounds of pleasure, be moaning, groaning, or any other sound produced by the Human vocal range.

Subjects are often prone to annoyance immediately or shortly following the act of a Mississippi Mockingbird, which then leads to their annoyed outcries being repeated as well.

Collected Collin: Ughhh!
Mischief Mary: Ughhh!
Collected Collin: You’re so tight!
Mischief Mary: You’re so tight!

Collected Collin was the victim of a Mississippi Mockingbird, where every sound he made during sex was mimicked by his partner.

by FartFucker69 March 6, 2019

mocking bird

1. A person who mocks others constantly but can't tell the difference between a circle and a square.
2. A comedian who uses others for his or her own good.

1. There's this kid in my class and he's a total mocking bird.
2. The comedian used to be funny until he turned into a complete mocking bird.

by Dapper Dictionary October 8, 2019

Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.

Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'

by pringleslid March 25, 2004