Hey Mister

what a minor does when her or she wants alcohol - approaches people entering the liquor store and asks to pay them to buy some alkie.

We went to Hey Mister at the Campus Liquor

by ***w*** January 14, 2002

Mister Faggot

Response used by when called a "faggot"; used ironically or not, depending on the situation and danger (perceived or real).

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Neanderthal breeder.

--Hey, faggot!!
--That's Mister Faggot to you, Mom.

by rickster_dc September 25, 2005

Mister Nobody

Always manages to do things that make your life harder. Works with Someone Else, but parents refer to Mister Nobody more often.

"Oh, so I suppose Mister Nobody ate the last cookie!"

by Gary April 24, 2005

Mister Microphone

The male penis. The cock.

Come over here you slut and speak to mister microphone.

She blew mister microphone for a half hour till I busted nutz.

by Dick Onchin September 13, 2020

Mister Clunge

"Mister Clunge" - an old fashioned snooker term

He was playing snooker and missed the pink and got the brown - Mister Clunge mate

by Anthony Sparkes July 2, 2016

Bum Mister

A small hand held bottle, which is used to spray a fine mist of cooling water or other liquid onto an area of the body which requires cooling.

If you've been for a hot curry and after pooing, your ring piece is very HOT, you would impliment your 'Bum Mister' to the surrounding areas to cool your bottom hole.

by FinnyJ December 7, 2010

Mister Unoriginal

A pretty bad and unoriginal person. Only the worst tweets, terrible YouTube videos, and disgustingly bad Instagram post.

Yo is your name Mister Unoriginal?

by Mister Unoriginal October 16, 2020