miranda rights

the right you have when yor are arested a police officer (5.0, one time, fuzz, heat, po pos) read to you. they were made when a man named miranda was arrested and he pleaded that he didnt know he didnt have to talk to the police( that he had the right to remain silent) so he was found inocent

here are the miranda rights

"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."

Jeff: its the 5.0 nuckas run

(cop jumps on the guy)

cop: your under arrest

(at questioning)

cop: i am going to read you your miranda rights
"You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney and to have an attorney present during questioning. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided to you at no cost. During any questioning, you may decide at any time to exercise these rights, not answer any questions, or make any statements."
do you understand your rights

jeff: comminutst...

cop: do you!!??

Jeff: yes

by what it do? September 8, 2008

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Miraak

The biggest cunt in all of Tamriel. The main antagonist in TES V: Skyrim - Dragonborn DLC. A bitch ass motherfucking Dragon Priest who just so happens to be the last Dragonborn before you. He's obnoxious, rude and just a downright prick. Only after he steals all the dragon souls from dragons YOU kill and after hearing the way he talks to you can you understand the volcanic hate that he awakens in you. He's also Hermaeus Mora's little bitch because he's a dickhead who likes to get involved with Daedric Princes. He just a fucking asshole. Case Closed.

'You must defeat Miraak to save all of Tamriel!'

*insert sarcastic cuntish line from any and all of Miraak'a diolgue*

by daedric_scum May 14, 2015

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Miraya

A beautiful girl who is intelligent and a charm to all, every guy wants her and every girl wants to be her, she is like a Goddess we were lucky enough to get, but be careful when you mess with her she will destroy you with just a few words and actions never underestimate her, but other than that Miraya is loyal but very hard to get with.

Damn, did you here about Miraya I heard shes the hottest girl in school, I wish She was mine

by bananasrule69 March 29, 2022

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Miranda

The most amazing girl a guy could ever ask for. She has the perfect smile, the most amazing personality, she's fun, energetic, and all around the perfect girlfriend. She's gorgeous, with beautiful eyes, and a SMOKING HOT body. If you ever get so lucky to date a Miranda, you better never let her go because i definatley wont(: -p.g.

Dude i just spent the whole day with Miranda and it was the greatest day of my life.

by pwnza1 July 31, 2011

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Miranda

Miranda is the innermost major moon of the planet Uranus. It was discovered by the Dutch-American astronomer Gerard Kuiper in 1948.

The moon is named after a character in Shakespeare's 'The Tempest', Miranda was Prospero’s daughter.

Astro-dude 1: "Hey, I just read in Scientific American that some Prof. was looking at Uranus and saw a new moon!"
Astro-dude 2: "Huh huh huh, you said 'anus' huh huh huh."
Astro-dude 1: "Shut up, dumb-ass!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

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