john milkman

The milkman

Wheres John Milkman?

by Vexx_Beats January 4, 2018

Thirsty Milkman

A singular gentleman of any age who likes to taste his own semen, post ejaculatiion and from various glassware.

After watching an episode of ‘Orange is the New Black’, Sassy Phillip proceeded to knock one off the cuff into his favourite tumbler and down his neck. He is such a thirsty milkman.

by On the Buses February 2, 2018

The Fuzzy Milkman

This is when a girl is performing oral sex on your penis and balls and while shes doing that she starts to bite of the pubic hairs into her mouth while you jizz in her mouth and make her swallow all of it with the pubes

the girl at that gas station loves the taste of The fuzzy milkman.

by edvageateraleinit June 19, 2009

Backdoor Milkman

A type of threesome; Woman A lays down, while Woman B sits down on her face, with Woman B's back facing Woman A's body. Woman A eats out Woman B, while the man simultaneously tit fucks Woman A and has anal sex with Woman B.

Mark:Dude, I did a Backdoor Milkman last night. BEST THREESOME EVER!

by Cleveland, Puncher of Donkeys May 1, 2010

Milkman's Secret

Taking someone up the ass. The "backdoor".

I turned her away from me, bent her over, and took the Milkman's Secret.

by MurderingRobot March 8, 2014

dubious milkman

a pimp, good with the ladies

Charlie was such a dubious milkman tonight, he got 10 phone numbers

by Dubious Milkman November 17, 2004

I Am The Milkman

Commonly used by people who are milkmen

I am the milkman. My milk is delicious. Special delivery today!

by Anderson MacGyver is Better May 16, 2021