Mr. Milk Dud

a big ole meanie pants who has 30 mental disabilities including autism, half a brain, etc. and he is a sarcastic prick becuase he is a d

he got a small d and look like a milk dud Mr. Milk Dud

by w3845689w734ytiqwlfeui23wlgksy September 30, 2019

Milk Dud

A milk dud is much like a creme egg. During anal sex, the other partner will piss and later on cum into the other partner's anus when they need to take a crap, and when that partner goes to the bathroom, the feces will have piss and semen dripping from it. Much like the candy, it is brown on the outside and milky gold on the inside.

When he took off my red, lacy panties and slathered lube all over my thicc ass, he used that opportunity to... well, he Milk Dudded me. Later as I went to take a shit and freshen up, globs of feces, cum, and piss were dropping into the toilet bowl like ducks at a shooting range.

by Thatonedirtymindedfriend April 19, 2020

Mommas milk dud

Using a lactating moms breast milk for lubricant during anal sex.

I pulled off a mommas milk dud, but only because she was out of strawberry jelly. I’m not an animal.

by Roughneck2Real November 21, 2020

Milk dud

A sexual position when the male shoves milk duds up the females vagina then he tries to suck them all out in one gulp

Ya bro I gave her the good ole mama milk dudlast night

by GILLYMANYEETMAN May 13, 2018

Milk Dud

Noun - A child born of incest (aka mommy and daddy are siblings), probably gonna have genetic issues.

Adjective - milky

"Did those sibling janitors have a kid together? Cause that boy looks like a milk dud!"

"Wow dem boyz is milky !!"

by Redwii6959 June 13, 2016

milk dud

Some half ass black-white nigga who is a pussy and doesn't like pussies cuz they is gay.

I would kick that milk dud's ass over there

by jjplatinum October 10, 2016

virginia milk dud

When having anal sex, and you have a pierced penis(works best with the Prince Albert) making sure to churn that stinky doody hole real good, then pull out briskly leaving a milk dud like ball off poopie stuck in the ring. Then make your partner suck the poop off the end off it.

I fucked this chick in the ass the other day and gave her a Virginia milk dud

by Thrust torso September 15, 2021