Milk Duded

First you cut a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket and insert a particularly small penis through said hole. Then you surprise your movie theater guest with it.

Tony went to the movies quite often with Medusa, but one time in particular he MILK DUDED the popcorn bucket. Not only did she not find it amusing, she didn't even find it.

by @Badmoneyslim June 10, 2019

milk duds

1. a common movie snack, consisting of milk, chocolate, and caramel. 2. slang term for a pair of firm breasts

1. Milk Duds at the Quasi-Plex are so expensive, so I smuggle in some that at the Dollar General next store.

2. When she took off her shirt, she unleashed a set of milk duds that even a hombomb could be proud of.

by LBT/Antimosity November 23, 2003

milk duds

when a girl's nipples are huge and really dark, looking like Hershey's Milk Duds

Woah! that girl's nipples look like some milk duds

by Nathan727 December 7, 2007

milk duds

When a guy sucks the milk out of a pregnant womans tits.

That dirty bastard went home and sucked on his old lady's milk duds

by titf*uck March 13, 2009

Milk duds

When a pregnant woman's breasts are so engorged that no milk will come out.

After my son was born I had 2 milk duds.

by McDoodlefee July 7, 2021

milk duds

when a guy gets milk all over his balls due to a spill or dipping.

Guy: Awww, you spilled milk all down my balls.
Girl: Haha, milk duds.

by milky balls January 25, 2011

Milk Duds

Women who can't breastfeed their children.

Amy's children were formula feed because she has milk duds.

by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019