the mildred effect

When someone thinks they're hot shit because they've slept with 1 person, and now believe they are sex masters. Common among recently de-virginized high-school students.

Dave: What's up with Jeff, he seems a little too confident after banging Alice only once.
Mike: Oh yeah, that's The Mildred effect. Kid lost his virginity, and now he's the self-proclaimed "man."

by King Torch January 2, 2016

rusty mildred

A rusted stripper poll corroded by stripper juices

I need to get a tetanus shot after grinding on that rusty mildred

by Strip$ January 19, 2016

St. Mildreds

A school where you need to pay for good grades and to get anywhere in life. If you come out as gay they out you to your family before sending you away. All the rich white snobs go here and always end up at strippers or no good wanna-bees.

Free therapy should be offered to everyone who goes here

Did you go to St. Mildreds? That explains a lot

by ew a dick May 7, 2021

mildew

Ta dip out when aint no honie's down for tha cut up.
To leave when your chances of a one nighter are slim to none.

"What up man, what you wando...bar-b-q or mildew?"

by QCB September 8, 2005

Meldrewic

To be of a sullen and dreary disposition like Victor Meldrew. It could also be used to describe a young chap born in the wrong generation.

My husband is so meldrewic today. The miserable sod. :0)

by sadia November 10, 2008

mildewy cheese

the cheese you find in the back of your refigorator that u dont remember buying

Erica :MOM! is that mildewy cheese in the back of the refridgorator?
mom: i dont remember buying that, just leave it there it might be good

by ET buggie August 15, 2006

Mildew freeze

Simultaneous orgasms

Those two just had a TOTAL mildew freeze after their hot date!

by Mildewy1 December 24, 2016