Middleton

An unknown sex act. Named after its creator Mr. A. Middleton. It is pimemarly used in exchange for benifits and personal gain in the work place

If u want Something from your boss. Give him a "Middleton"...

by Dman..OU812 December 11, 2014

Brett Middleton

one hot babe, who goes to my school. He is really obessive about his hair. but for good reason:)

oh, my god! I think I'm gonna faint! Brett Middleton looked at me!

by dovaloven November 18, 2004

Kate Middleton

Aka Duchess of Cambridge. She is the beautiful, stylish wife of Prince William and his three adorable children.

Every single time Kate Middleton wears something, it immediately sells out in every single country.

by Mylameusername February 20, 2022

Middleton

Piece of shit town with nothing to do besides ride around and get high or pregnant or drunk or all three simultaneously. Small town idiots who pick on kids in high school and eventually turn into Crystal Meth addicts.

"I'm from Middleton and I'm a fuckhead."

by sixtynineisreallyfine August 26, 2011

Midgeman

A very short individual, not short enough to be classified as a midget.

Jaclyn: "Haha, hey look at Tille, isn't she a midgeman?"

Emilia: "Yes, Oh yuck, she's so short"

Jaclyn: "Hey midgeman, come over here"

Tillie (midgeman): "oh hey guys"

Emilia: "Did you know you're a midgety midgeman?"

Tillie: "(sigh), yes"

by Mr Mc October 23, 2008

Tim Middleton

a subtle blend of mental dysfunction and the purest form of evil genius, tantalisingly marinated in succulent twist of depravity.

Tim Middleton is a psycho

by DCLXVI February 20, 2005

sex middle man

an adult who buys rubbers and contraceptives for minors ususlly for a fee.

I got a see the sex middle man.

by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009