Michelled

Trying to take it all then losing it all. Then crying to Facebook.

I had a family conflict then my aunt michelled me.

by 36meowfia October 4, 2025

Michel

Someone with a huge ego and thinks there better than others by using smart words , deep down he’s chill

guy 1: yo michel you need to fix your ramus
michel: bro i mog you sub -5 you have no appeal

by samantha4578 January 14, 2026

Michelle

A woman who towers over mortal men. She can crush a man's head if she squeezes her powerful thighs together. She also has a vagina that feels so superb, she can command a man's orgasm any time she wishes.

Last nite I was with a Michelle. She left me dehydrated, exhausted, and in a complete state of nirvana.

by BigGunt February 12, 2026

The Michelle way

1. When presented with a task the may require finesse with a precession screw driver, delivery repeated blows to fastener with nearest blunt object.

2. To convince something into place with suggesting taps of a balled fist, hip or foot.

How did you get your big hand in that little glove? I used the Michelle way.

by Sir Phillip the stout March 5, 2026