The only dry-land whale known to man. When spotted, it is best to run, for this creature is know to be hungry, and very large and dangerous. If a person is thought to be a Michaela, they are typically larger than life and ingest almost everything in sight.
by Boatloadofsiemen January 23, 2011
The most annoying person on the planet. Someone who will ft you at the most random time and will not shut up. Stay clear of any Michaelas that come your way.Michaelas are usually dumb blondes which doesn’t add anything to their bland personality (They are also terrible dancers.)
by 420melon69 July 21, 2020
by tankthefag November 23, 2007
A girl who is way too self-absorbed to notice anything going on around her, or care about other people. She is kind of a slut, but no one wants her skanky ass anyway. She also is way too ugly to be treating people the way she does. If you know her, watch your back, she is not to be trusted (especially if she is a gemini)! She may seem nice (at first) but she is the worst kind of person that you could have in your life. She is a toxic person, a horrendous romantic partner, and a complete bitch. She may say she loves everybody, but she's a complete bully. She is also a terrible friend and she makes everyone around her feel awful. P.S. she smells bad and her lips are always ashy.
Person 1: Oh God! Is that that heathen, Michaela?
Person 2: (trying not to breathe) I think so. I can smell her stank ass from here. She needs to take a shower!
Person 3: Are you guys talking about Michaela?
Person 1&2: Yup...
Person 1: Although... we really shouldn't be. We all know how much she loves attention.
Person 3: Yup! She is the worst... (under breath) with her ashy ass elbows.
Person 2: (laughing) Damn. That bitch needs soap, lotion, and Jesus.
Person 3: Don't forget chapstick! With her crusty, dusty, musty, always acting like she is the shit head ass.
Person 1: God Bless!
Person 2: (trying not to breathe) I think so. I can smell her stank ass from here. She needs to take a shower!
Person 3: Are you guys talking about Michaela?
Person 1&2: Yup...
Person 1: Although... we really shouldn't be. We all know how much she loves attention.
Person 3: Yup! She is the worst... (under breath) with her ashy ass elbows.
Person 2: (laughing) Damn. That bitch needs soap, lotion, and Jesus.
Person 3: Don't forget chapstick! With her crusty, dusty, musty, always acting like she is the shit head ass.
Person 1: God Bless!
by GodBless214 September 24, 2017
by AMAZINGGUYALERTYES August 3, 2011
Michaela was sort of the problem child of her family. She lost her virginity at a young age to her first boyfriend and since her early experiences with sex she discovered she enjoyed both men and women equally.
person 1: ew, look it's Michaela
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...
person 2: what a slut. how old is she anyways?
person 1: only 13.
person 2: ...
by bhjfjuy August 3, 2010
by Judge he February 1, 2016