methylphenidater

methylphenidater

a) an offensive term for a person who abuses methylphenidate

b) an offensive/coolidiculous (depending on the situation) term for a girl who dates only, or mostly, men who are prescribed methylphenidate.

boy: Mandy, i heard you are a methylphenidater, is it true?

Mandy: yes and no. No, because don't abuse the wonder drug, and yes, because I find men who are prescribed Ritalin to be geeky enough for me .

by Sexydimma May 24, 2014

methly

A person that shows signs of long term meth use

That methly chick needs a bologna sandwich and a nap!

by QueenBex May 26, 2016

Methlight

An addiction for gays. When the lighting is so 💯 or great that gays must stop anything they’re doing to take a selfie.

Frankie was late for work, but had to take a selfie in the bedroom because of the Methlight.

by Frankie Said Chillax February 10, 2019

Methellaneous

Methellaneous is lots of clusterfuck in a meth users yard. Also could pertain to other areas besides the yard such as counter top areas and in their pockets. And many more.

Holy shit bro bro those twackstars got more methellaneous items in there camper than the Beverly hillbillies truck when they were moving!!!

by MetalMadMattKleinKlubKonnect May 5, 2020

methulie

A very cool and chill person. Often misjudged and isn't appreciated for the person they are. Really fun to be around with once you get to know them.

"who is she? she's amazing" "her name is methulie"

by Daniel Sunny June 9, 2020

methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)

they shady five-eighty (580)
lawton, oklahoma

driver---"where ya headed?"
hitchhiker---"lawton oklahoma...ya know it?"
driver---"methlawhoma(meth-law-homa)!! Hellsya jump on in!!!

by willylast October 26, 2020

Methallison

A friendly neighborhood bum usually found in a garage living life like a rat

My neighbor Methallison was toking up in his garage wearing cloths covered in 3 day old filth looking for ideas

by Yeeterneeter April 17, 2023