Metaphor 

A comparison using "like" or "as"

Metaphors: Alice looks like a pig when she eats
Alice is as big as an elephant

Metaphor by Sheldon Wong May 10, 2006

Metaphorical 

Me. I'm mad metaphorical my dudes... And dudettes... I don't know what my fan base is like. Gotta be some dudettes in there. I donno. Gotta do a case study or something.

Hym "Ha! That's hilarious! You did see it. Iam had a fucking MELTDOWN!"

Iam "........."

Hym "Don't glare at me like that! You know it's funny! Big-time meltdown too. Like, 'ordered online from a Denny's' level meltdown."

Iam "I was upset..."

Hym "Hahaha! See!? He wants to lie so bad! Look at his face! HAHAHAHAA! And I'm not even being metaphorical."

Iam "I don't think you're using that word properly..."

Hym "Nah I'm doing it right."

Iam "Can we just go to bed? I'm not trying to be up until 7am again."

Hym "Yeah, yeah..."

Metaphorical by Hym Iam May 6, 2022

metaphor halls 

pretend halls that entertain people during phone convos.

jess was walking down the metaphor halls. with chris, and they had eaten sushi and rice.

metaphor halls by Chris December 23, 2004

Metaphorical Champagne 

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

Metaphorical Champagne by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

metaphorical child 

A metaphorical child that it looked upon by another as a child but they are not legally bound or bound by blood. The metaphorical child may be old, younger or the same age as the metaphorical parent. The child is treated as ones own.

Fingers is my metaphorical child even though he is older than me. He is seen as a child and treated that way but has his own family. I am his metaphorical mother.

metaphorical child by Random quirks March 23, 2016

Metaphorz 

I LIKE TURTLES

Resplendid: Hey guys Have you seen Metaphorz?
Bob: Yea he said this to me: "I LIKE TURTLES :D"
Gage: HE SAID THAT TO ME TOO LMAO

Metaphorz by gage7252002 June 22, 2016

Metaphorical Brad

A metaphorical Brad is synonymous to a metaphorical Chad. They were not born with that as their name, but they very well could have been.

“I don’t care if his name was John. He was a metaphorical Brad with all that vineyard vines on.”

Metaphorical Brad by flimsysexuction August 2, 2018