dean measure

An underweight bag of weed. After a dealer in Tamworth named Dean, who regularly sold such bags.

"Thats an eighth, honest.."
"DEAN MEASURE"

by oracle October 5, 2004

Measure

To try and size somebody up.

If you wanted to measure the Irish guy's dick size, he'd come up short every time, and he'd know he was always an asshole with a short dick no matter how many different times or ways you tried to tell him that, but if you wanted to measure what he was made of, that was different.

by Solid Mantis January 23, 2020

Tape Measure Dick

A dick so large it demands a measurement.

"He might be a jerk, but he has a tape measure dick.''

by jodedorez October 20, 2010

Measuremation

To gather qualitative and quantitative data at the same time, weighting both as equally important. To gather measurements and information.

Our management team created this word after several discussions on which information was going to be the most important in reviewing what our customer values. After several chocolate in my peanut butter discussions, we said we needed to gather measurements and information and placed measuremation in our strategic plan.

by Charles Geo November 25, 2009

The Bap Measure

I wish I knew

“Starting from the Bap measure”
“Ohhhhh right ok”

by antique_04 December 3, 2022

mesures

it's like methinks, but implies more confidence

only appropriate for describing first person experience in the moment

i'm loving you in this moment, mesures

by jovo January 8, 2010

Measurement Blonde

A blonde who gets off on giving black guys head so she can compare dick sizes.

Yo dat blonde took me measurement fo shizzle... wait, what am I saying, I'm an accountant!

by major_delmac March 1, 2005