John Mayer

The epitome of a dickless faggot.

Man, Boy George is such a John Mayer.

by BigDickJordanB October 14, 2009

John Mayer

Another term for jackass or dipshit

John Mayer is a jackass and a dipshit.

by Spartacus778 August 13, 2006

Lauren Mayberry

The fucking hottest thing in the universe!

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by Laurenissofckghot July 17, 2019

Mayberry

A small town.

If you think the town is Mayberry now, you should have seen what it was like 30 years ago. It is still a small town.

by Solid Mantis March 17, 2020

mayber

maybe, can be, conceivable, conceivably, could be, credible, feasible, imaginably, might be, obtainable, perchance, perhaps

Mayber you're crazy!

by Jennifer83 October 9, 2005

oscar mayer

An amalgamation of meat products that is precariously blended together into a long, erect, cylindrically shaped product. Often marketed by prepubescent children who unwittingly sing about naming their "meat" and whose mascot is a gigantic weiner on wheels.

"my bologne has a first name"

by ricemond December 6, 2003

John Mayer

John Mayer is a complete square. Ironically, his first album was entitled "Room for Squares."
What a Jackass.

Stupid Girl: Dude i just love the lyrics to this new John Mayer song?!?!
Guy: What are they?
Stupid Girl: "Omg I love you. Your body is like a roller coaster! OMG weee im entering the vagina funhouse!! Sometimes i stare at you from afar!" OMG He is so thoughtful! what good lines!!
Guy: sigh..

by Lollerskater69 September 24, 2005