fuck iam the master of masturbation
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
oh fuck yes give me tugjob
fuck you and fuck off its a joke
just give me a handjob
fuck off
by Jackroll July 22, 2008
Get the masturbationmug. it is what every man and woman has no doubt done at one point in there lives
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
it is also what some people do everyday because they cant get a girlfriend and/or boyfriend. Its ok its natural to masturbate as long as you don't do it to often. There is even a short saying about masturbation.
"Masturbation source of recreation"
by brianna is hot August 12, 2005
Get the masturbationmug. The act of blowing ones nose. Too much masturbation can cause chafing and not enough can cause build up of fluids.
"hand me a tissue, I need to masturbate" "I think I'm sick, I've been masturbating all day" "jimmy uses masturbation to clear his sinuses"
by Tranchinafy April 12, 2011
Get the masturbationmug. While everyone is out having sex, I'm sitting at home practicing chronic masturbation to my character's gear on World of Warcraft
by Lord Razzola April 8, 2008
Get the masturbationmug. Jason-God stop being emo!
Amy-Im sorry...i'll go masturbate off of hentai.
Jason-oh rly!? Hentai is good for that masturbation of the masterbate.
Amy- Fo sho. wanna join me?
jason- Of course. doing it by yourself isnt that much fun.
Amy-Im sorry...i'll go masturbate off of hentai.
Jason-oh rly!? Hentai is good for that masturbation of the masterbate.
Amy- Fo sho. wanna join me?
jason- Of course. doing it by yourself isnt that much fun.
by haha pie. June 15, 2007
Get the masturbationmug. The act of 'touching' oneself in order to feel 'pleasure'. Something only done by the very lonely and desperate. One of the least attractive things one can possibly do.
Guy: Hey. I tried to work on my masturbation problem.... I couldn't resist the urges.
Girl: -gags and resists puking- ehhhhh.... you must be so lonely. No wonder you can't get a friggin girlfriend.
Guy: Dammit
Girl: -gags and resists puking- ehhhhh.... you must be so lonely. No wonder you can't get a friggin girlfriend.
Guy: Dammit
by lilcurlytopUSA March 30, 2010
Get the masturbationmug. god:oh this ugly guy needs some pleasure let me create a tool
called masturbation to make him pleasure himself and feel what
it will be like to have sex
called masturbation to make him pleasure himself and feel what
it will be like to have sex
by chin345 December 4, 2007
Get the masturbationmug.