muscular

the opposite of your mother

your dad is muscular

by 21RHarron September 21, 2023

Macular Conception

A condition of the eyes causing severe loss of central vision stemming from the belief that the Virgin Mary was free of original sin from the moment of her conception.

“He believed so deeply in the virgin birth, that he nearly went blind. from Macular Conception”

by DPScherer November 12, 2023

MUSCULAR MOMMY

The girl i want.

Look i see a muscular mommy
Where?

by Zoroark ass sniffer April 11, 2024

Jugular masculation

To rip out the jugular and use it to silence a lamb that has been sacraficed by a rabi. Usually used in satanic ceremonies to call upon the devil.

Steven: Hey bro you ready for the ceremony tonight?
Scott: Yeah bro. Are you talking about the jugular masculation where we rip out the person who’s name comes out the hats jugular?
Steve: Yeah it’s going to be so good.

by Biggest_Boi_Chungus April 13, 2019

Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy

A Devastating X-linked illness (mostly affects boys) caused by a mutation in the DMD gene which produces a protein called Dystrophin which maintains a strong and healthy muscle and prevents muscle injuries. Due to those with Duchenne not being able to produce Dystrophin, their muscles weaken overtime and their heart muscle with become so weak that their heart will just give out. Symptoms become apparent when the child is a baby as they will exhibit signs of delayed motor skills such as crawling later than other boys or walking later than other boys. When they do begin to walk, their gait will be abnormal and will tip-toe rather than put their heels to the ground when walking. As they get older, they will need a wheelchair because their legs will become so weak that they can no longer walk, this normally happens at the age of 12. Due to improvements in treatment for Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy in recent years, more people are living beyond 20 which was a rare occurrence 20 years ago, now the average age of death is 27.

It is so Devastating to see a loved one fade away as a result of Duchenne Muscular Dystrophy

by UltimateDoge March 26, 2023

faraz related macular degeneration

A four eyed related eye condition that causes great blurriness and lack of braincells.

man 1 "i cant see clearly and im fucking stupid"
man2 "oh no, it must be faraz related macular degeneration"
man1 "im in the trap butt booty naked"

by ReVerbCW May 2, 2023