Blue Marlin

During the act of doggy-style sex, one dons a sailor's hat and places a cigar in his mouth without the notice of his female partner. Then, signaling to his friend to come out from hiding with a camera, he places his pinky finger in the female's asshole and lifts to display his wriggling catch for the photographer.

Twas a rare catch that fine morning when I hooked my first blue marlin: 250 pounds of fish the likes of which I hope never to lay eyes on again.

by Skipper December 14, 2004

martins

Someone you can't help but fall in love with. Once you meet a Martins your heart belongs to him. He's shy but so friendly. He brightens up you cloudy day and brings colour into your black and white world. He makes the best meals. He makes you feel special and cared for. Always asking if you're ok. The only way he breaks your heart is because he's got a girlfriend and you can't have him. He's such a loyal boyfriend. Loves to kiss and cuddle. He is so HOT! He is musically inclined and loves music. He can sometimes be lazy, but he still does what he needs to do. He has the most beautiful smile that can make anyones heart melt. He observes everything but says nothing. He sees the good in everybody even when it’s not convenient.

Martins made everyone so happy with his presence.

by Theslimmone February 4, 2020

Marlin Man

A person who enjoys fishing and the stonk market equally. Rarely seen in the wild, this semi-ratarded individual frequents stock message boards to shit post and share trade ideas.

A self described "Ape", MarlinMan is a reckless trader with no apparent risk tolerance. This family man works in a professional field and likes to give back to the cum-munity.

Also a boomer

MarlinMan: (Ape, Father, Fullonrapist)

Marlin Man lost his child's college fund on far OTM GME calls

by BigPenisMelonMan69696969420 January 17, 2022

Prized Marlin

A sex act involving the male fucking a girl and then using the shocker move to lift her up while she is bent over and then his friend enters the room and snaps a picture of the two.

Dave used the Prized Marlin on Cameron Diaz.

by Dan and Dave September 2, 2003

Markinsons Disease

Noun: A disease similar to Parkinsons, named after Mark G, from Westcliff in Essex. The disease is characterised by boughts of idiocy; an inability to focus; clumsiness; things breaking from the other side of the room; not knowing when it's your turn in Risk. Potentially fatal if not treated.

Often found in combination with Markolepsy after consumption of Markotics

"Mark!!! Mark!!! It's your turn, fool. Go and sort your Markinsons Disease out!"

by Michael A A February 7, 2008

martinsville

a city that comes alive when NASCAR is in town only. That's when everyone pretends this place ROCKS and everyone LOVES it here and you should move here and open your booming businesses. Why?? Because in all reality, when NASCAR leaves and all you out-of-town morons go home, we all sit at home with the phones off because 1) we're jobless, 2) the town is dead and there's nothing interesting to do here, and 3) we get 10 telemarketers call us every damn day because that's the only jobs available.

Guy #1: Hey, Let's go to Martinsville for the race this weekend!
Guy #2: Yeah! That's the only thing to do there besides eat at the restaurants.
Teen Girl: Like, OMGz Martinsville would TOTALLY suck if it wasn't for the choices of Ethnic foods! Lolz!!!1one

by blackice03 April 28, 2006

martinsburg high school

A school in the ghettos of West Virginia. Located in the panhandle along with Hedgesville High, Mussleman High, Washington High, and Jefferson High.

School colors: black and orange

School mascot: bulldog
School academics: suck
School sports: that's all we know

There's a bullet hole in the lunchroom window at martinsburg high school.

by artsygirl2011 April 8, 2010