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Mark/Markus

a "mark" is the person, or "customer", recieving services from a prostitute.
The prostitute was searching for her "mark."
by R3AL1Z3 March 5, 2005
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Markus

Literally the best person to have in your life. He really cute, smart, funny and he'll try to deny it but insist. Shower him with affection, its adorable how flustered he gets. Markus listens to the dumb things you say and wont judge youand will be there for you. If your reading this Markus just wanted you to know I love you alot.
Markus: Thats cap, Im not cute, I look like a wilting tree
Girl:What do you mean, your literally so cute and sweet
by Casanova.girl September 22, 2020
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markshit

Deceptive policy, created by Mark Elliot Zuckerberg the creator of Facebook, used to trick Facebook users into unknowingly coperating with a secret agenda of Facebook.
OMG Facebook has changed their privacy rules again that is total markshit!
by TIMzPoet June 2, 2016
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Markus

often called Marko or Big Daddy Marko. definitely owns an Xbox. Still plays Minecraft and roblox though 😎 probably has two dogs and a bird named polo. Every time you hear people playing “Marco Polo”, you think of him and laugh 😂 Used to skateboard and have an afro. Dark brown, C U R L Y hair. Dark brown eyes, almost black. SUPER CUTE BUT WONT ADMIT IT! meme king 👑 really likes potatoes and Denny’s. 2002 baby. very nice and sweet when he wants to be but teases you a lot. (you obviously know he’s kidding) Really likes big sweatshirts, specifically red ones. Pretty skinny but GAINING 💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 He can lift more than a crane deadass. And those squats, sweet Jesus. He’s taller than a giraffe. Have a good day Marko ;))
Oh look at that huge mushroom!
NAH BRO THATS JUST MARKUS
by lel17 April 14, 2019
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Markus

A person who is sexually atracted to batteries...
Markus who find comfort in licking, touching or even stuffing themselves with batteries
by Neberp January 12, 2012
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Markus

One of the 3 main characters of the game "Detroit: Become Human " who becomes the leader of the deviant androids and is voiced by Jesse Williams
"This world doesn't like people who are different, Markus. It's up to you to decide who you are and what you do"
by Dbh stuff July 5, 2019
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jan markus

This is a rather rare Norwegian name. A Jan Markus is usually one that looks like he has been dragged out of a pigs arse. People often think they smell really bad and his crooked smile often causes girls to faint because they are horrified. His nose usually resembles the shape of a BBD.
Man he's such a Jan Markus. Damn.
by lol9786386 April 18, 2018
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