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Sten Markus

The Estonian zyzz fanclub president. He thinks other people are mirin. Bro has a small bench and arms. Bro works out with the zyzz split. Synonyms: little brother, lil homey, homeboy, tiny tim.
Sten Markus is so small, even the microsope can't see him.
Well duh!
by MarkBerting November 21, 2022
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Markus Uteus

A 'Broken Old Shitty Ute' which a friend owns but thinks its the best car in the world.
Joe: My mate bought a Markus Uteus and it broke down
by The Litte Things in Life April 20, 2015
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Doing the Markus

To show one's buttocks to someone in a stylish and elaborate manner as an expression of condescension, in particular in cases in which the receiving person has asserted unnecessary and unwarranted claims of possession over something or someone.

The expression has a connotation of subtlety: It is often understood that the intended recipient is not aware of the move, while people in the know will recognise the gesture easily. The move does not need to include literal showing of the buttocks; an allusion to such a gesture is often understood when speaking about "doing the Markus".
She's doing the Markus right in front of him, and he doesn't even notice.
by jeang85 January 6, 2018
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ole markus

When you meet an Ole Markus you instantly feel like you're gonna get stabbed, and for a good reason!

When he's not busy watching hentai or jacking off in the playground he's either letting down all his friends or playing league of legends.
someone presumably: "hey man, wanna party"
ole markus: "no"
by Alkys February 23, 2017
mugGet the ole markusmug.

Mark/Markus

A name usually reserved for a pimp or playa of some sort. Macks tons of bitches, and has the respect of everybody.
Everybody wishes that they could be Mark.
by NameDefiner March 30, 2003
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Dirty markus

A sexual act of a 27 year old man having sex with a warm watermelon
Oh my god,your doing a dirty markus!!
by Lucy is gay April 17, 2020
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Markus Naslund

One of the greatest hockey players in the history of the game (over top of gretzy and lemiux that is) and he curently plays for the Vancouver Canucks
Todd Bertuzzi passes the puck to Markus Naslund.
Naslund shoots HE SCORES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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