manbender

Similar to a bender of many sorts (alcohol, coke, life, etc), a manbender describes the life of a single lady out to enjoy herself and meet guys with a non-committal attitude. She is not looking for love or marriage, just to have a good time and add men to the 'rotation'. This might involve banging, kissing, grinding up on the D-floor, or all of the above. "Just get'r done and on to the next one!"

Katie: I've been on a huge manbender this month, I was supposed to meet up with Mike last night but then I met this guy Derek and shit got real. Steve was texting me all night too, but I'm over him...and then there's Brad who wants to go for drinks but I madeout with his friend John two weeks ago so..."

Lauren: Damn girl, I respek that. I had to take Jay out of the rotation because he became too needy.

MANBENDER!

by Sneaky_P March 4, 2011

The Hammerhead Maneuver

The act of splitting the head of the penis in half and then proceeding to just ram it in there

She loved when he used The Hammerhead Maneuver

by COClover69 May 25, 2014

Michael Jackson Maneuver

The ability to stand still for 5 minutes doing absolutely nothing while people all around go crazy...fainting, screaming, crying.

"If you want to learn the Michael Jackson maneuver watch Michael Jackson pop out on stage during his dangerous concert at the beginning of the show and the song Jam...observe the master in action! or non action!"

by Moon Child November 1, 2012

The Maneuver

The ultimate act of brotherhood, requiring:
1 Shower
1 Loofah
Body Wash/Soap
4 or more of your best bros in the world.

Whilst naked in the shower, one bro is assisted into a handstand by two holders, who guide the first bro's legs so that they are spread with one leg on each side of the showerhead, with water flowing down onto his grundle/gouch. The fourth bro takes a soapy loofah and proceeds to scrub the first bro's grundle. A brotation must be made to ensure that all bros take equal turns holding, but in most cases one bro will be the designated cleaner. It is important to note that, while it may seem excessive, The Maneuver is NOT gay but rather the greatest expression of bromosexuality known to mankind.

David: Let's go do the maneuver!

Noah: OK, gather up the bro crew.

by 1A34/11 August 13, 2011

ostrich maneuver

The Ostrich Maneuver is the state of a person burying their head to avoid any given situation, much like an Ostrich covers it's head to avoid danger.

Ostrich's bury their heads based on the simplicity, "if I can't see them, they can't see me". People pulling the Ostrich Maneuver commonly figure the same.

Generally the Ostrich Maneuver is a person's last line of defence, given it's failure rate.

Ted didn't do his homework, so today in Math class, he pulled the Ostrich Maneuver by hiding his head under the desk. Unfortunately his teacher saw his backside up in the air and found him effortlessly.

by Jaydias August 1, 2008

Brady Maneuver

First introduced in ancient times by a Brady Bunch episode, the Brady maneuver is a cheesy and not-so sly way for someone (usually a guy) make a first move while watching a movie or TV. The guy pretends to yawn and stretch, then lets an arm fall on their date's shoulder.

Two awkwardly nerdy things happened to me last night. One, a guy tried hitting on me while we watched Adult Swim cartoons. Two, he actually pulled the Brady Maneuver.

by C_Orriana March 22, 2009

Manther Maneuver

When one puts one’s arms around their significant other with a complete 90 degree lock of the arms and without actually touching them in an awkward and uncomfortable fashion

I heard lucas pulled a Manther Maneuver on lia. they didn’t go out after that

by Dongmaster1106 November 1, 2017