Rubber mallet

A dummy

In a shed full of sharp tools you are the rubber mallet.

by G Moon November 3, 2020

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crab mallet

A small wooden or rubber mallet used to crack the shells of crabs when cleaning them.

Just got a bushel of crabs, our legal limit. Now to go home and use our crab mallet to get the meat out to have for dinner

by Turtle_Monkey July 6, 2016

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{Seen on a drone aerial video on YouTube}:

While I was flying the drone, I "heard" a jingle for Bob's Discount Furniture but with altered lyrics.
To wit:

♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics ♪
♪ From your βµṁ#Ø£€** to your ṕ€nµs

♪ Some ass mallet pee'd on a fembot!!! ♪
{~850ms pause}
♪ Bob's Bob-O-Pedics! ♪

by Telephony September 17, 2021

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Nope Mallet

when you are like " nope im done with this shit" and then you hit whatever you dont want to do with a mallet

Josh: hey dud did you do the 10 page AP paper that due today?
Ryan: no dude, i just ended up nope malleting my computer about half way through

john: poor computer

by Ginger God December 25, 2013

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Phallic Mallet

1. A douche-bag alpha male.
2. Meat-headed moron male.
3. Muscly idiot who tries to intimidate / impress people with his big muscles and shiny shirt.

"Oh fuck, look at that phallic mallet who just walked in with his retard friends, now all the bitches are gonna bounce and this place will be a sausage fested ghost town -- let's jet too before they get some Jager Bombs in them and start requesting AC/DC."

by G Laz! August 29, 2011

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Maryland Crab Mallet

When your significant other is on her menstrual cycle, you turn her sideways and make a fist. You slide 4 fingers in her love tunnel and jam your thumb in her anus. You bring her to orgasm and your hand looks like it’s covered in Old Bay and crab mustard when you pull it out.

She was on her period and I wanted crabs, so I gave her the Maryland Crab Mallet.

by LowMansLyric469 June 5, 2023

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