Malamantoaster

A neoglism for a dysfunctional toaster. Often large, or 'man' sized toasters. The word itself is a portmanteau of 'malady', 'man', and 'toaster', or conversly 'malapropism' and 'portmantoaster'.

Oh man, burnt toast AGAIN. We should throw out that malamantoaster.

by Awesome Welles May 14, 2010

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malam

When you put a tab of acid in your anus.

I malamed at the festival so hard last night, phish was sick

by helo kity March 7, 2014

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shash malagh

literally translated from the Persian language, means "Flipping Piss". Used figuritavely as an adjective.

Ali is such a fucking shash malagh.
Hey shash malagh, did you get my message?

by Josh Groban January 2, 2005

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malama

malama is a new rap word use in some of XZibits songs

Fuck you you malama u trin to be my mama u cant sob or crack the pot

by Rishi Rich May 13, 2005

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(pl. malamanteaux)

A neologism for a portmanteau created by incorrectly combining a malapropism with a neologism. It is itself a neologism, a malapropism and a portmanteau (of malapropism and portmanteau).

Somebody describes his misunderstanding of what someone was saying by stating, "I misconscrewed it up."
Someone explains his inability to talk while being upset by saying he was "flustrated."
A meaningful malamanteau is "ambiviolent," as in: "Beatrix Kiddo in Kill Bill was ambiviolent. She didn't know who to kill first."
George W. Bush's inadvertent malamanteau "misunderestimated" has entered common usage.
Someone describes being misinformed as "being miscommunicado", a mixture of miscommunicate and incommunicado.
The discussion in the wikipedia page for 'Malamanteau' is a "Wikibroidery" (Wikibroglio)

by Brazilian Joe May 14, 2010

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