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Maryland

"Crabcakes and football- that's what Maryland does!" - Wedding Crashers.
This quote from Wedding Crashers is very accurate, however, it is more lacrosse that Maryland does rather than football.

Maryland is full of extremely rich people as well as poor people. It is the home of Baltimore's beautiful suburbs and its' horrible ghetto as well as the very prestigious suburbs of Washington D.C.

Rural Maryland exists far out from the cities and their suburbs- very far out. It consists of many beautiful farms with acres of land and many large homes for those people who want to live far from the city. Southern Maryland contains most of the rural areas, however, right next to the bay is hardly farms, but more bay houses and neighborhoods. On the eastern side of Maryland across the bay, besides the beautiful bay homes, there is lots of land and farming, lots of sailing, and lots of crabs.

Maryland is also the "lacrosse capital of the world". All over Maryland breeds unbelievably talented lacrosse players- both male and female. The many public and private schools all over Maryland have extremely good lacrosse programs and players from Maryland schools often go play at the top Division One teams.

Maryland is the home of Baltimore's extremely beautiful suburbs as well as Baltimore's very corrupt ghetto in the city. The suburbs of Baltimore consist many extremely good private schools- many of which are single-sex. These schools also have the best high school lacrosse programs in the country. Some of the well-known schools include: St. Pauls School for Girls, St. Pauls School for Boys, Gilman, Roland Park, Bryn Mawr, Loyola Blakefield, Maryvale Prep, Garrison Forest, McDonough, Friends School, Boys Latin, and many, many more. The suburbs of Baltimore are also filled with beautiful homes with lots of land and very cute neighborhoods. People live right next to the happening city or further out for more beautiful homes.

Maryland is also the home to the very prestigious suburb of Washington D.C.- Montgomery County, MD. Some of the well-known suburbs of Montgomery County are Bethesda, Potomac, and Chevy Chase- where very rich people live right next to Washington D.C.
Montgomery County contains one of the best public school systems in the United States. It also has some of the best and most famous private schools in America.
Many of these prestigious private schools are single-sex. Many of the highly reguarded ones include: Georgetown Prep, Stone Ridge, The Landon School, Holton-Arms, St. Albans (DC), National Cathedral (DC), St. Andrews, The Bullis School, The Potomac School, Sidwell Friends (DC), Georgetown Day School(DC), and Georgetown Visitation(DC).
Bethesda, MD is also known as the most educated town in America.

Maryland is the home of the Chesapeake Bay. The Eastern Shore of Maryland is a beautiful place to own a house on the Bay. One of the most famous places to have a home on the Chesapeake Bay is St. Michaels, MD on the Eastern Shore. There are many cute towns on the bay known for their sailing and ovcourse their crabs.

Annapolis is the capital of Maryland and it is a very cute, small city on the Bay not far south of Baltimore and not far east of Washington D.C. This is where many of the sailing takes place and it is a beautiful place to own a home on the water. Severna Park is a well-known suburb of Annapolis just 10 minutes away and is placed on the Severn River.
Maryland is a wonderful place to live whether you want to live in a prestigious suburb, hectic city, small city, small town, rural farm, or a beautiful home on the shore.

Come to Maryland if you want a good education, crabs, sailing lessons, lacrosse, a nice home, a lot of land, or a city
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Maryland

I wonderful state where one can be near to the cities (DC and Philadelphia; Baltimore, MARYLAND), or in the rural mountains, or by the shores. A state with some of the best Universities in the country. Never been to Maryland? You should!
University of Maryland,
Johns Hopkins,
Crabs,
DC Metropolitan Area,
Ocean City,
Chincoteague,
Appalachia
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Pass Maryland

A phrase used to describe the way most of the US feels about Maryland, exluding the folks who live there.
Andy -"Do you want to go to Maryland? I heard they have good crabcakes."
Keith - "That's all? Pass Maryland."
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University of Maryland basketball

the best basketball program in America because of its awesome team consisting of talented, young, cute college guys and its ability to entertain the lovely campus of College Park, all Maryland fans and anyone that watches the team play with passion; 2002 National Champions; 2004 Atlantic Coast Conference Champions.
University of Maryland basketball is the highlight of any Terp fan's life.
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Maryland Matt

Getting the crabs you gave someone else after previously being cured.
After another examination, the doctor told the nurse, "looks like we have another Maryland Matt case."

Matt Rosendale definitely earned the nickname Maryland Matt
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Maryland

I'm from Maryland. We are from the South even though some won’t admit it. We are part of the original Southern Colonies and also part of the Southern United States as defined by the Census Bureau. It's soda, not pop. It's a sub, not a hoagie. It's the beach not the shore and we drink "Wooder" not water. It's acceptable to say "where y'all goin?" in short of "where are you going?" It's pizza not pie. It's DC not Washington. We know what bad traffic really looks like, how to use a roundabout, and how to pump our
own gas. We know what and where the Naval Academy is. It's not unusual to eat at a restaurant with no shirts, no shoes, and your boat parked out front. We love crabs, corn, and beer. There is no place like it.
“Hey, what state are you from?”

I’m from Maryland.”
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Garrett county Maryland

A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
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