madlena

shes the hottest kooles and smartest gurl in the world

madlena is so kool and agp rulz

by erik marquez April 30, 2005

mallet

when someone is acting like a complete tool

look at that idiot he is acting a right mallet

by Paul October 21, 2004

Manlet

A manlet is a male who is of clearly below average stature and often compensates for his lack of height.

"Attention all manmores, the manlets have infiltrated the 'manlet' page on Urban Dictionary! They are trying to make people believe that they have something we might envy. Fake News!"

by thegenerel February 24, 2020

timmy mallet

Childrens TV presenter much loved by Tommy Boyd.

You love timmy mallet

by crawford February 9, 2004

Malletize

1.) Machine shop "technical term" for beating the everliving shit out of something with a hammer to produce the desired results.

2.) To forcibly apply a hammer to something. Sometimes people malletize things to vent steam.

Machinist1: "WTF? This part isn't fitting!"
Machinist2: "Thats cuz' you haven't malletized it yet."

by C2Y August 6, 2005

marlette

Someone beautiful, someone you can claim as you're girlfriend and be so proud about. And has so many friends has a perfect life and her parents love her. She's an only child. That girl that's unique and is a diamond in a pile of rocks. A lot envy her, she has long hair and a perfect body. She's naturally beautiful words can't explain.she can be stronger than anyone you've met in your life and is brutally honest towards you. She's really pale and laughs a lot.

"Hey look have you talked to marlette yet? She's so pretty"
"Marlette is so white I can't believe that"

by Ilikesoupp October 18, 2013

mallet head

Of or pertaining to one with a vacuous mind, who perceives themself to be otherwise.

He is a mallet head; someone who couldn't pour piss out of a boot if the instructions were written on the heel.

by T. G. Moore October 27, 2006