muffin

a really good female friend who is really nice and sweet

She's my best muffin in the whole world!

muffin by jakub January 4, 2004

muffin

a very good prostitute

on NJ streets i met a couple of muffins

muffin by candiipaint July 26, 2009

muffin

The pudge of flabby skin that hangs over the front of your pants at the waistline. It looks just like a muffin and how it rises out over the paper cup you bake them in.

I can't wear this half-top until I loose this muffin.

You've got a muffin going on there.

muffin by Ember June 11, 2005

muffin

Usually used to reffer to a womans breasts so that no profanity is used.
Also used in a playfull manner to comment on breasts

Nice muffins Amie.
Thanks.

muffin by *Dizzy D* April 13, 2006

muffin

Its a mother fucking muffin.

If you don't know what a muffin is you can go fuck your self up the anus.

Dayam nigger! This muffin is better then kfc!

muffin by Nicholas Bryan April 7, 2005

muffin

Used to describe the unattractive effect achieved when a girl wears pants that are too low cut and too tight. This creates a bulge of fat around the hip and stomach area, resembling the top of a muffin that is too big for its case.

Also described as ‘muffin top’

“Those pants give her the biggest muffin. Ugh.”

muffin by Quislingite March 15, 2005

muffin

Young attractive woman working on a political campaign.

Jack! may have trouble with his last name, but he's got the best looking muffins on his campaign.

muffin by ilk March 23, 2004