MAS

Acronym. Stands for Male Answer Syndrome. (Pronounced - MASS) Used to describe a male know-it-all who doesn't really know-it-all. Not necessarily a complete idiot, but someone who tends to dish out inaccurate information on a regular basis - but with complete confidence and a touch of arrogance. Usually provides this information without invitation or provocation. A Cliff Clavin if you will.

Sandy and I were discussing the new guidelines, and John -in typical MAS fashion, chimed-in with his unsolicited anecdotes.

by RouxDog June 10, 2008

ma

often used by people of belfast, slang meaning mother.

here mate i donno what your talking about, your ma fatter than mine

by ok May 13, 2005

MAS

An acronym for "mildly amused smirk," instead of the, often misused "lol" because the majority of the time people use "lol" they hardly ever LITERALLY laugh out loud.

TEXT: that's pretty funny, David. MAS.

by Anjimeow May 16, 2016

MAS

Acronym: Mutually Assured Sodomization

Sodomiztion does not necessarily mean ass raping, but it can. It might mean getting fucked up as in messed with

He trashed my car so I raped his house. Now where on a MAS type of relationship

by defiler April 12, 2004

Mas

Short for Masturbation.
ie Dude, if you dont have your laptop for porn, what are you going to Mas over?

ie Dude, if you dont have your laptop for porn, what are you going to Mas over?

by 3842Crew November 6, 2009

Ma

What rednecks call their mother's

From The Simpsons: Cleatus: Hey, Ma! Come check out this spikey haired lil' girl!!!

Not from the Simpsons: Ma: Ima comin', Cleatus!

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

ma

"ma" meaning mother pronounced ma not maw like the americans. its an irish word for mom

the ma was on to me about the bunk sock on my floor but i left it there and used it for a couple more weeks

by glenns ireland July 21, 2006