i'm an orbit

if the person who told this to you is enby or woman aligned, they are most likely saying they are a lesbian or sapphic since the kpop girl group LOONA and their fandom (orbits) are known to be extremely gay.

sapphic: oh haha i'm an orbit
person: oh, you like girls?
sapphic: yes

by loonaskz January 30, 2021

I'm An Atheist

That moment when an "Atheist" (used in quotations, will explain later as to why it is) says this one liner and all of a sudden they expect the world around them to change because they feel that this one line is groundbreaking news that everyone NEEDS to know. Generally, this line is used out of absolutely nowhere, but many times it is used to be provocative.

Typically, if this statement is used in an argumentative context, the "wannabe atheists" who are condescending in nature tend to have a list of scientific facts ready to use however they wield nothing more than an elementary school biology, physics and chemistry education.

REAL Atheists do not use this common line because they know they are not religious, they do not care for religion and they don't want to waste time arguing about religion. Point being, if you use this line and claim to be atheist, you aren't. You're no better than an extremist. Please re-evaluate your provocative nature and stop using "I'm an Atheist" you give a bad name to the REAL atheist community who truly does not care one bit about religion.

Example of people making fun of atheists: Dane Cook in the Viscous Circle standup act

Example of Random Usage
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Guy 1: Dude did you watch how I met your mother?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm an atheist so......
Guy 1:............Uhhhh.....Alright?

Example of Provocative Usage
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Guy 1: My god I can't believe what happened yesterday in the Liverpool vs Chelsea game.
Guy 2: Yeah you see, I'm an Atheist, god doesn't exist.
Guy 1:...................Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Okay?

by Rationality666666666666 October 19, 2012

I'm an Army but

"I'm an Army but.." is used by the K-Pop community to justify their hateful statements about BTS or Army, although they are NOT part of BTS's fandom nor do they like BTS in the slightest. The phrase got invented by haters when BTS's popularity skyrocketed in 2017 because many Kpoppies felt that their oppars and uknees fame was threatened by BTS's impact.

Kpoppies: Ew, BTS is so overrated

Armys: Keep on hating, you're just jealous.
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

or

Kpoppies: Armys are so annoying oh my god

Armys: You literally wrote something offensive about BTS
Kpoppies: I'm an Army but..

by shanylae April 5, 2018

I'm an ARMY but

Words used by multis, fake ARMYs, and apologists to guilt trip real ARMYs (most especially new ARMYs who are prone to fake news).

Often used by multis to throw BTS under the bus so their other group can get more attention or to support their other group.

ARMY : Omg, time for us to vote for BTS because they deserve
"ARMY" : I'm an ARMY but I think other groups deserves it more! Vote for these other groups instead.

by Pepper875 October 21, 2019

American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.)

American Mans for Manliness is an organization of manly men, who partake in and organize manly activities. These activities include going on long and pointless treks to dangerous areas, smoking cigars, drinking scotch and other manly drinks, working on automobiles, fishing, and hunting. These trips are referred to as MANventures by the members of A.M.M. (see "MANventure" for a longer definition) Cars hold an honorary role, and are referred to as "Steeds." Said automobiles must have over 100,000 miles, must be of American origin, have a girl's name as a nickname, must be modified from stock in some way, and must have participated in an officially certified MANventure.

The Dos Equis guy tried to get into American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.), but couldn't, because he wasn't manly enough.

by Darla's Driver August 13, 2012

I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many

A phrase memed all over the internet as a cringy gamer quote. It's also famous as a shirt design.

"I'm a gamer, not because I don't have a life but because I choose to have many" is one of many examples of how gamers are the worst thing to happen to gaming.

by CURNICNLGEE June 10, 2022

Mhn gamas allo thn mana m

He is very sexy boy.He has a big dick and sexy eyes.He always fucks mums.Especially tsoulfas mum's

Malaka mhn gamas allo thn mana m

by Ralhs November 20, 2021