Lorena Bobbitt

A vindictive bitch, originally from Ecuador, who sliced her husband's penis off.

Don't go anywhere near Lorena Bobbitt, or if you do, guard your privates.

by Lady Michiru Kaiou February 26, 2009

Lorena Lucid

A scene queen in training. She's different from most of them, tho. She's a hybrid: somewhere between a 80s scene, bubblegum scene, and a hardcore. She refers to this as strobe scene.. I know her personally and i thought she was just a girl with a dumbass hair cut and a sweet ass who needed to lay off cheetah eye make up and shut the fuck up about BMO thr robot. Then i got to know her. Shes fuckin awsome.

Lorena lucid hater: wtf if wrong with ur hair cut, emo-ass bitch.
Lorena lucid: did it myself. And fyi emo is a type of music, and if u reduce ppl to labels, then u must spend a lot of time at home thinkin about insults while u shove a carrot up ur ass!
Lorena lucid haters bf: shut the fuck up.
Lorena lucid: quit sticking ur dick in ur moms vacumn cleaner cuz ur prude of a fuckin gf wont suck ur dick.
Random guy (to lorena): nice ass, sexy.
Lorena lucid: thx xoxoxo

by Hellocruelworld December 28, 2012

Lorena Vega

She is the most beautiful person ever. She is smart and you honestly don't deserve her. She will care for you like never before. If she tells you she hates you she literally will take a bullet for you. If you see her tell her she is beautiful.

Wow she is cute she must be Lorena Vega.

by From Ale your best friend October 19, 2019

Lorena Bobbitt

A female sexual sadist, not exactly a criminal, from the US State of Virginia.

Lorena Bobbitt is not a criminal, IMHO , because cutting off a guy's penis after he raped you is not considered a crime, just a sadistic, cruel and unusual punishment

by Sexydimma December 2, 2015

Lorena Vollaro

A funny AND pretty italian girl who has tons of friends. Lorena is the only one in her friend group that is not a major clown.

“Lorena Vollaro is SO funny” Genna said to Malia “I know right she makes me laugh all the time!” Malia says

by Peanutlv May 31, 2019

lorena and konrad

The best cauple in the world they goofy and cute af everyone jelous of them theh have a good futuere and they playful even when one is mad the other they still laugh and kiss theh cute af

Goals cute goofy
Damn lorena and konrad are couple goals i wanna have something like them

by Goalsbrogoals November 11, 2017

Lorena Goes

A beautiful slay queen

Payton : Who is the most slay?
Tanner : LORENA GOES!

by HJVAHVYAGIUYGVWQIOUBOJVB October 3, 2022