Loops

a word combining the common slang "lol" and the word oops to describe an amusing mistake.

Squirting the ketchup too hard and it all lands in your little brother face. you say loops

by 9323456789 June 7, 2009

loopy juice

A drink with a particularly potent alcohol content. After drinking, you will become rather loopy.

"Nah, I ain't touching that Stella, it's friggin loopy juice."

by Dannybuoy October 13, 2005

lööps

The lööps are an ancient power made from the god "bröder". If you consume all the infinity lööps you will gain the strength of the bröder, you will also learn how to make lööps. The only way to find the lööps is to do the "lööp ritual" so the guardian of the lööps can come in to you home with the lööps.
How to make the ritual.
First you make a lööp out of lööps. Then you chant "Is the lööps ready, bröder" over and over again. If you do this every day during "no nut November" the guardian of the lööps will come on the first of destroy dick December and give you the lööps.
For the power to work you need to consume the lööps at exactly midnight.

If you consume the lööps before or after midnight you will become a lööp and you will be consumed by the lööp guardian. If the lööp guardian consumes you, you will enter a state of not living but not being dead ether. You will be a spectator of your own life, you will be able to think but you can not control your body. If you ask the lööp guardian nice he can let you go. If he lets you go you have to make the "lööp ritual" every day in the rest of your life, if you don't the lööp guardian will turn you into a lööp for the rest of your life.
If you want to read abode the lööp history go to lööp history.

Are the lööps ready bröder.
I need to consume the lööps.
give me the lööps

by The_lööp_guardian November 27, 2018

brazilian oopty loopty

When having sex doggy style and you try to pull out and put in her ass. She clenches to stop you, turns around and punches you in the eye...the impact causes you to ejaculate

DS: sup bro, what the fuck happened to you?

C: the brazilian oopty loopty man....the brazilian oopty loopty

DS: all good dude, at least you nutted!

by dmmocaua July 25, 2011

loopy

the state of conciousness between buzzed and full on drunk.

Holy shit, I'm fucking loopy!

by Schopperation Desert Schopp July 28, 2003

Loopty loop

When a man's penis enters his own butthole. This most often occurs by accident during an extreme sex act but has also been performed solo, hands free, by a very talented few.

Yo... I gave myself the loopty loop last night while pile driving your grandma.

by 1/W Piper January 13, 2020

poop loops

poop that is in loops
in some cases a type of cereal that is funny to say

dude those are poop loops

by john R May 13, 2005