Loosey Moosey

A term used to describe beefy, hairy, ugly-hot men that enjoy casual encounters in rest stops, the corners in under lit clubs...pretty much anywhere. They are more muscular than a bear, but are not necessarily a muscle head. Despite their physicality, they prefer to be dominated.

Did you see that loosey moosey on his belly in the back of that bread truck?

by beardedragon5 September 20, 2010

Loosey goosey

When dat pussy loose af and it be gooey but also goosey

John: stfu you cracker don’t talk about my mom in that manner

Caleb: I say what I want. Just like how I’m about to say your mom has a loosey goosey pussy

by coraltiger September 26, 2021

jamaican loosey goose

the act of going down a bobsled track butt naked

dude, i was at a ski resort this weekend, and my girlfriend wanted me to jamaican loosey goose with her!

by moore b-cut March 8, 2011

Poopsy Loopsy

A piece of shit that's a dog

Douchebag: I have a poopsy loopsy.

Fag: Ugh they are the fucking worst. Pieces of shit.

by ️️Nerdy Kian March 27, 2015

loosey

1. A woman who has been fucked so many times that her pussy is flabby, loose and extremely unsatisfying to fuck.

2. A single cig bought from an A-Rab.

1. Hey man you wern't in there with that hooker too long, whats up?

Ah man she was a fuckin' loosey, didn't feel right.

2. Man my fucking coach made me run laps all football practice, toss me a loosey.

by The Lumberjack June 17, 2006

loosey goosey

the a butthole stretcheds out after ANAL SEX.

"shorty woke up with a loosey goosey and wibble wobbled while he walked"

by kari and marco forever April 8, 2008

loosey

1. a loose (single) ciggarette.

2. oral sex

1. "I found a loosey in my backpack"

2. "bitch, give me some loosey!"

by MATTYFUN March 10, 2004