Lloyd

Noun Inhumanly sized slacker of professional quality.
Verb (to lloyd) to use brute force in place of skill

e.i. "Lloyd-it" in reference to a difficult sports shot.

by Anonymous November 1, 2003

Lloyd

A complete Fucking idiot who has a small ass dick. and has sex with his mom

fuck that Lloyd kid hes a fucker

by ballgaser March 2, 2011

lloyding

To deficate on ones automobile, in revenge or spite. The act of deficating in a plastic bag and smearing the contents of the bag on an auto.Similar to glenning

"That motherfucker just pissed on my house!?!?!?!"
"dont worry, im gonna go lloyding on his car"
"that'll show the bastard who is boss"

by negus69 August 27, 2008

the lloyd

a real jerkoff haircut

i went to my barber and the prick gave me the lloyd haircut...i wouldnt even let him cut my grass after this fuckup

by flushtowns fine$t de September 14, 2009

Lloyd

meaning "gross man"
as in Lloyd Grossman.

Mike: Hey Joe. Take a look at my shit. It looks like a small dog.
Joe: Dude thats fuckin Lloyd!
Mike: Lloyd?
Joe. Fuckin gross man!

by rinnin January 11, 2009

Lloyd

Slang for a black male.

Did your girlfriend cheat on you with a Lloyd? That's harsh, dude.

by cantonym July 26, 2011

Lloyd

This is actually a new disease which renders one deaf to phones ringing, and in extreme cases the poor unfortunate soul develops a morbid fear of radio's and microphones.

Ronny Lloyd, answer that bloody phone!!!

by Broomster June 27, 2003