Lieabetes

The inability to tell the truth.

"He never tells the truth. He has lieabetes. Like diabetes but with lies."

by Hillary Rodham Swank November 11, 2013

liza

Liza's beauty is surpassed only by her charisma, intelligence and heart. Not only is she gainfully employed, she works hard enough for three people. Her body is smokin', and her moves can leave you shaking and trembling for hours, yet still begging for more. The only thing sexier than her hips, butt and boobs are her eyes and words that can both disarm and melt you into putty in her hands. Liza is the ultimate woman that any man would be lucky to call theirs. She is most definitely a descendant of the beautiful Athena and Aphrodite. You are liza, and you are fucking awesome.

Holy shit – is that Liza over there?! Well, do you see the line of men lined up to marry her? Of course its Liza!

by ifly2 November 21, 2019

Net Lizard

A woman who is looking for a man on the internet.

Yo man I met this net lizard on AOL chat.

by BmoreSlim April 12, 2009

Sling Lizard

To hog all the time in a sex swing, as every one else lubes up to fist the sling sitter.

I can believe Ricky is going to be a sling lizard again.

by For Real Fan December 27, 2011

Lock Lizard

a close relative of the truck stop Lot Lizzard, also spelled Loch Lizzard
one who frequents the landing area in the vicinity of river or lake system locks
looking for short term companionship from boaters-by
including but not limited to teeth-out oral pleasure, hairy armpit jobs, and wet-willys of the other kind
all for very affordable compensation, often in the form of dime bag or nug.

Normie: "Might I also suggest acquiring a pontoon boat for hosting summer barbecues and cookouts for all the ladies that will be irresistibly drawn to the collection of boats?"
Crispy: "The Lock Lizards panties will be hitting the deck of that pontoon boat"
Captain Neron: "When you put it that way... Sure"

Anonymous Boater from The Shwa: "Dude, this Trent Severn waterway is loaded with Lock Lizards"

by Normie38 October 18, 2020

lizard attack

The rapid flicking or lashing of the tongue, occasionally stabbing. Ususally done to an orifice of any sort.

My buddy was bragging about getting a lizard attack on his donut.

by Chirs1234567890 April 11, 2008

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock

Scissors cuts paper; Paper covers rock; Rock crushes lizard; Lizard poisons Spock; Spock smashes scissors; Scissors decapitates lizard; Lizard eats paper; Paper disproves Spock; Spock vaporizes rock; And as it always has- Rock crushes scissors.

During a demanding game of Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock, Arnold snarled, "DAMN IT! Somebody is going to have to choose something other than Spock for this to work!"

by thesquidge July 19, 2009