Lizard

A hip new slang word for cool or epic.

Bro that’s totally lizard

by Bosskman March 11, 2019

Lizard

Edmonton Alberta slang word used for cigarette

" Yo give me a pull on that hot lizard "
" I call duece on that lizard "
" How's that lizard treating you? "

by Mike sweeny October 11, 2007

lizard people

Shorthand for people in a position of high authority (usually politics) that are so disingenuous, machiavellian, and detached from the plight of common people that it's almost like they belong to another conspiring, self-serving race entirely.

"Once again, we must choose between two candidates chosen by our lizard people overlords."

by JuanDoesNotSimply August 16, 2016

Motivational Lizard

Some say he is truth, the wrong say otherwise. A purple lizard with green beautiful spots. He is known for his famous quote, “ ur a winner kiddo, don’t you ever forget “ Motivational Lizard 2014.

I love the motivational lizard.

by ihaveallmyfingers April 27, 2020

Crease Lizard

A ridiculous phrase created by a Versus announcer in the 2010 NHL playoffs to describe a player that screens the opposing goalie and spends a lot of time in front of the net.

Boy that Tomas Holmstrom is a real crease lizard! Also I'm a biased douchebag announcer on Versus.

by Sir Charles Barkley May 14, 2010

muddy lizard

A lizard that is covered in mud. Nothing more, nothing less.

"Yes, I would eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars" -Overly Attached Girlfried

by Hazzat July 04, 2012

Meth Lizard

A very specific type of meth user with a habit of cross-dressing, painting nails and also possessing a certain insatiable proclivity towards bubble wrap.

Me: "Hey Brandon, where the hell did all the bubble wrap go?"
Brandon: "Sorry, I saw the meth lizard chasing a schleem earlier and I think he took it all to use for you know what"

by plandemic_hoax August 05, 2020