little big dick

when you got a little one but its lowkey big

wow rita did you see mike little big dick its soooo big but little

by little big dicky June 27, 2017

I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I need a "the little dick energy" for "the chef" resonance (vibes to vibration to vibrato).

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025

little chubby dick

Bryan Alvarado AKA Extra Large Elfbar

Bryan “ IS IT IN YET BABY?!?!? “

Female “ What is blud yappin about i feel nothing😭 “

Bryan “ IM TRYING MY HARDEST MOMMY * SOBBING * “

Female - “ Your a fat little chubby dick loser “

by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023

Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick

A filthy penis that is stubby and shaped like a corkscrew.

Shalev: Man look at that penis! It looks like a deranged giraffe elbow!
Ima: No way it looks more like a Dirty Little Squiggléy Dick.

by dan_gleewang January 22, 2021

little chubby dick

Bryan got a lil chubby small dick

Bryan - “ Am i in deep baby”

Girl - “ are u even in yet? i feel nothing”

Bryan - “ Im trying my hardest *Sobbing* “

Girl - “ Ur a little chubby dick loser “

by BryanHater101 December 5, 2023

little dick davis

A blond with a really small dick. Usually has a 2in schloong. also cant wipe his own ass

little dick davis cant wipe. has a 2 in schloong

by Little dick davis January 19, 2017

Little Big Dick

When someone is being a jack ass and is overly cocky in themself.

Jake: I’m just too fucking good at hockey, y’all could never compare
John: Fuck off little big dick,

by dumb skanks October 18, 2020