lingard

A family name known for superior intellect and sexual prowess.

Mr. Lingard is a smart mother-fucker. And his ability to please a woman is second to none.

by Lingard51 January 8, 2014

Linguam Massage

Prostate Massage, The carressing of the anal crevis or finger massaging the anus up to the prostate. Usually practiced durring a HJ (hand job for a man) or Doggie style (for a woman). Not nessacarily a homosexual act.

I dont know about that Linguam Massage, she wasn't supposed to stick her finger that far up my ass. Stop, ok keep going.

by Benjosan June 11, 2006

Lingaping

Not many people know what this word means but it is used by the mighty 66samus very often.

I love it when samus says Lingaping

by WEEB Metal November 5, 2020

lingam

a reproductive organs of a male

The lingam was very obvious through the man's boxers.

by Anonymous June 3, 2001

Linganore High School

A school located in Frederick County, MD. It's been known to have hardcore rednecks and those odd few that wish to be rednecks who talk excessively about motocross and tractor trailers. Historically, they like to drive their tractors to FORMAL proms and show up wearing jeans and a plaid button up t-shirt (if they're feeling classy). The girls vary between country hicks, fake emo and suicidal attention whores and wannabe-everything-under-the-sky preps. However, regardless of which clique they fall into or what they look like, they tend to be so easy that guys from Urbana (Linganore's RIVAL school) will sleep with the whole school before dating a girl from their own. 90 percent of the school is constantly doing some sort of drug and feel the need to post every minute of their so-called "lives" on Facebook as if anyone gives half a shit. They enjoy complaining about not getting laid after drinking to the point of puking their brain cell-deprived minds out and their inability to hold relationships for longer than a week or two at a time. A significantly tiny number of these students know how to spell the simplest of words, much less form a proper sentence, and have never even cared to pick up a dictionary to find out how to do it. Basically, the majority of the student body is desperate and nearly worthless. What a perfect little redneck town.

Person one: "Wht ru up 2?"
Person two: "What school do you go to again?"
Person one: "L1nq4n0r3, Y?"
Person two: "Oh, Slingawhore! AND you can't spell! Bye."

Guy 1: "How'd you get that girl to get with you so quickly?"
Guy 2: "She was from Linganore High School."
Guy 1: "Oh, of course. Watch out for itching...if she has a kid, it's probably not yours anyway."

by DisappointedStudent August 14, 2010

lingham

THE male sex organ, when located in India

Daddy: Please to be playing with my lingham.
Mommy: Oh, then yes it will to be inserted inside my yoni.

by la la la-la-la-la la November 29, 2003

Linganore High School

A high school located in Frederick, MD. Linganore, also known as sling a whore is a shitty school full of racist country kids. These kids work harder than all the parents at the other schools combined. They probably talk about hunting and dirtbikes more than they talk about their significant other. Same school who posted “negro” on the internet back in 2011, and tbh, not much has changed.

Person 1: “Do you do to Linganore High School?”
Person 2: “Yes!”
Person 1: “So that’s the high school you go to, how’s tractor day?”

by Lmaouraloser March 19, 2021