whaler's license

A license needed to attract females that are heavyset

"Damn you check that chick out?"
"Hell no, I'd need a whaler's license for that shit"

by Stephen & Matt June 11, 2006

license to print money

A sure-fire method guaranteed to make copious, innumerable amounts of revenue, usually through a product being sold or an event being offered.

The Nintendo DS and Nintendo 3DS sell so well, Nintendo treats it like a license to print money.

by Ixra February 14, 2013

license plate drugs

Recreational drugs referred to by their alphanumeric names, such as 4-AcO-DMT or 5-MeO-DIPT.

Damn kids and their crazy license plate drugs...

by theclam November 10, 2014

Trail license

Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.

Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!

by HenkdeTank July 19, 2023

Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

It's when you have gotten consent from somebody but that consent was not received in the most moral of circumstances or standarts

If I know that somebody doesnt speak english and I put in page 96 of their repair contract, that they signed before they get their iphone fixed, that if they dont certified mail me 16 years from now, that I will get to marry their firstborn daughter and take all their personal property. Thus - Eula Roofing (end-user license agreement)

by Right To Repair September 20, 2023

licker license

A person with a LICKER LICENSE is anyone who loves licking other peoples genitals.

I went out with Sindy last night, and man, does she ever have a licker license!

by Kelly Shitrafter February 28, 2009

Licensed To Ill

a.) the best Beastie Boys album ever.
b.) a licence to be The Shit. the Beastie Boys had such a licence while making said CD, thus it's awesomeness.

plus the album has 13 songs, so that just makes it that much more awesome.

1.) Rhymin' & Stealin'
2.) The New Style
3.) She's Crafty
4.) Posse in Effect
5.) Slow Ride
6.) Girls
7.) Fight for Your Right
8.) No Sleep Till Brooklyn
9.) Paul Revere
10.) Hold it Now, Hit it
11.) Brass Monkey
12.) Slow and Low
13.) Time to Get Ill

by boom boom b August 26, 2004