Lexington Ma is a town outside of boston that is really cool and fun to be in. The center of Lexington is awesome, and its a cool place to just hang out. It is the best place ever to be.
by Taylor234567876543 October 6, 2007
Get the lexington ma mug.Shithole of a city that was once known for beautiful horse farms and still tries to perpetuate that myth. Most of these have now become strip malls and large box stores. Second largest city in a tobacco state has a prohibitive smoking ban which includes bars. Asshole city council full of illiterate liberal democrats which has also made it damn near impossible to even start a private club. USED to have a decent basketball team, but now even that sucks ass. If you're hard up enough to want to move to KY, try Louisville instead.
Yo dude ... can't even smoke in a bar in Lexington, Kentucky. Good place for ugly ass strip malls and crappy new subdivisions full of shitty houses with no yards.
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by neil March 4, 2005
Get the Lexington Steele mug.Home of an ancient race of superbeings that, judging from the skeletons found in the area's ancient and mysterious Indian Mounds, were 7 to 8 feet tall. This race has connections to the Mayans and some believe were off-planet/human hybrids.
Indian Mounds were once scattered throughout the entire region that is now known as Lexington, KY. No one is quite sure of the origins of those who built the Mounds. They preceded the more kwown Native American tribes. Modern researchers have simply called them the Mound Builders. Other relics found in the Mounds have connections to Egyptian embalming techniques. Early settlers found altars, catacombs and mummies deep in the caves beneath Lexington. This is little known information found buried in old books at the Univerity of KY and Transy reference rooms.
The downtown area of Lexington held a concentration of these Mounds. Mounds still remaining around the area have what mystics call "portal energy". The energy is now being manipulated by the continued development of the Bluegrass area and the demolition of the city's oldest area.
Indian Mounds were once scattered throughout the entire region that is now known as Lexington, KY. No one is quite sure of the origins of those who built the Mounds. They preceded the more kwown Native American tribes. Modern researchers have simply called them the Mound Builders. Other relics found in the Mounds have connections to Egyptian embalming techniques. Early settlers found altars, catacombs and mummies deep in the caves beneath Lexington. This is little known information found buried in old books at the Univerity of KY and Transy reference rooms.
The downtown area of Lexington held a concentration of these Mounds. Mounds still remaining around the area have what mystics call "portal energy". The energy is now being manipulated by the continued development of the Bluegrass area and the demolition of the city's oldest area.
by Enkara Rah February 11, 2009
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by Bbyfuck12 April 13, 2016
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A kind of pseudo-Southern-gentility exists among the town's wealthy elite, trickling down into the abhorent, God-fearing middle class, 90% of which have locked themselves in gated suburbia if only to avoid any contact with a massive population of the working poor.
Originally, Lexington was setlled in 1784 by syphillitic Baptists fleeing the emerging metropolis of Louisville. Once settled, the town wasted no time in developing a foundation for its primary export: horses. The elitie gentry that resulted from a rash of illegal land claims moved quickly to establish this fledgling industry by breeding these animals with a vigor that would not be seen again until Adolf Hitler defined his genetic criteria for a "master race".
Eventually, this equine-frenzy resulted in the creation of a quasi-Satanic horse cult. Rituals were held on Keeneland, the town's sole horse track, and virgin sacrifces coincided with the wxing and waning of the moon. Word of these murders and assorted acts of bestiality spread, and eventually a local militia arrived to occupy city hall. To this day, the hereditary effects of syphillis and ritual animal sodomy are celebrated twice a year with races held at Keeneland.
During the Civil War, while Kentucky was split over its allegiances, Lexingtonians decided it would be a good idea to fight for slavery. After all, who's gonna look after them horses, eh?
Currently, the town is on the verge of becoming a prime example of the effects of suburban sprawl, as the downtown area (despite a minor resurgence) is slowly being atrophied via the intense land-raping commercial development occurring on Lexington's periphery. By 2020, the town will look like a series of strip malls.
An aside: Lexingtonians generally dislike Louisville. Reasons for this remian unclear (especially when one takes into consideration Louisville's greater cultural and recreational opportunities not exclusive to the upper-class, abundance of drugs at fair prices, and overall greater sense of progress, among others)... Yet many believe it all boils down to the issue of Louisville's college basketball team stealing the coach from Lexington's basketball team.
Yes, that's right, and they are a sad people because of it. But I guess that's syphillis for you.
A kind of pseudo-Southern-gentility exists among the town's wealthy elite, trickling down into the abhorent, God-fearing middle class, 90% of which have locked themselves in gated suburbia if only to avoid any contact with a massive population of the working poor.
Originally, Lexington was setlled in 1784 by syphillitic Baptists fleeing the emerging metropolis of Louisville. Once settled, the town wasted no time in developing a foundation for its primary export: horses. The elitie gentry that resulted from a rash of illegal land claims moved quickly to establish this fledgling industry by breeding these animals with a vigor that would not be seen again until Adolf Hitler defined his genetic criteria for a "master race".
Eventually, this equine-frenzy resulted in the creation of a quasi-Satanic horse cult. Rituals were held on Keeneland, the town's sole horse track, and virgin sacrifces coincided with the wxing and waning of the moon. Word of these murders and assorted acts of bestiality spread, and eventually a local militia arrived to occupy city hall. To this day, the hereditary effects of syphillis and ritual animal sodomy are celebrated twice a year with races held at Keeneland.
During the Civil War, while Kentucky was split over its allegiances, Lexingtonians decided it would be a good idea to fight for slavery. After all, who's gonna look after them horses, eh?
Currently, the town is on the verge of becoming a prime example of the effects of suburban sprawl, as the downtown area (despite a minor resurgence) is slowly being atrophied via the intense land-raping commercial development occurring on Lexington's periphery. By 2020, the town will look like a series of strip malls.
An aside: Lexingtonians generally dislike Louisville. Reasons for this remian unclear (especially when one takes into consideration Louisville's greater cultural and recreational opportunities not exclusive to the upper-class, abundance of drugs at fair prices, and overall greater sense of progress, among others)... Yet many believe it all boils down to the issue of Louisville's college basketball team stealing the coach from Lexington's basketball team.
Yes, that's right, and they are a sad people because of it. But I guess that's syphillis for you.
1. I'm from Lexington, Kentucky, and you guessed it: I'm a douchebag.
2. Of course I'll eat perform analingus on a mare, for the simple reason that hail from Lexington, Kentucky.
3. John decided he would move to Lexington, Kentucky, because he was a total failure of a human being.
4. When I think of spending my life in a cesspool of existential dread while a cannibal disembowels me with a spoon, I think of Lexington, Kentucky.
2. Of course I'll eat perform analingus on a mare, for the simple reason that hail from Lexington, Kentucky.
3. John decided he would move to Lexington, Kentucky, because he was a total failure of a human being.
4. When I think of spending my life in a cesspool of existential dread while a cannibal disembowels me with a spoon, I think of Lexington, Kentucky.
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