Lars

A guy with a small penis. Able to suck his own dick.

"look at that Lars over there sucking himself"

by OG DLG ROCKER April 27, 2015

Lar

A nickname used to annoy someone

Person : HI LAR!

Lar: shut up

by Dont worry , be happy October 25, 2009

lar

A Chinese word, meaning 'not at all', 'yeah', or 'wow'.

A recent IM conversation:
QZ: FYI, you can download the newest version of purifyplus. The new version works fine with VS2005
Cd: thanks for the info, I'll do that
QZ: you are welcome lar
Cd: what is lar?
QZ: means nothing, just a chinese word, like not at all, yeah, wow
Cd: lar
QZ: ;^b

by Cedric de La Beaujardiere May 6, 2007

lar

Used to describe the love a pathetic loser has for a woman completely out of his league.

ryan's obsession for natalie is lar

by jean-paul sartre February 9, 2007

Lars

weak ass white boy

look over thar he is sooo lars

by septiplier626boss July 16, 2016

Lar

Lost and retarded!!!

Dude your so lar, do you even have a clue of what's goin on?!?

by shadowkid375 April 25, 2009

Lars

A goon that is excessively annoying and is addicted to cheese. A Lars dislikes, cofee, drugs, tobacco, alcohol, or swearing.

Look at that Lars! He's a goon and he yelled at me cause I swore.

by Craig June 30, 2003