Short for: Look At My Penis
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
A person who thinks that having an expensive car, being buff, and knowing about guns will make people think that he has a large penis, when in fact they have a very small penis.
Featured on a PSA from the popular DeadpoolAndFriends Youtube channel.
Guy 1: Check out my awesome Hummer! It's so badass. It's like fifty times cooler than your car!
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
Guy 2: Dude, you're such a LAMP. We all know you have a tiny penis, so stop showing off your damn car.
by WadeWilson April 29, 2010
verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.
by Geitfaust July 11, 2008
by aphilliated February 8, 2013
Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.
Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?
Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
a device for giving light, either one consisting of an electric bulb together with its holder and shade or cover, or one burning gas or a liquid fuel and consisting of a wick or mantle and a glass shade.
by EsertWhale99 October 26, 2022
by SaveloySausage January 4, 2020