kumquat 

An idiot, fool or poorly informed individual.

AKA: A small fruit bearing tree found in the citrus family that produces edible fruit similar to that of an orange.

You deserve the kumquat award of the year for that stupid comment.

kumquat by anonymous December 24, 2020

Kumquat 

Kumquat Is a nickname of a boy named “Ryan” that a group that called themselves “knarp” gave to this boy

Ryan the kumquat is currently on a mission

Kumquat by Tw.nograpes March 19, 2021

kumquat 

sweet but sometimes cringy. could potentially be a boy and they tend to wear hoods a lot.

wow do you want a kumquat?
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kumquat by kumquat or fablish April 21, 2021

Kumquat 

A safe word for people who can't see the color red

"KUMQUAT!!!"
P1: "what was that?!"
P2: "oh that's coreys safe word, he can't see red."

Kumquat by anonymous August 11, 2023

Kumquat 

Autistic. Retard.

Go away you fuckinh kumquat

Kumquat by Hannh0305 February 16, 2024

Kumquat 

Anal Twat. An Anal Retentive homosexual who uses his Kumquat to get ahead in life. A homosexual sub. A homosexual who is promiscuous and subservient.

Harry is such a kumquat. It’s more than brown nosing! I can’t believe he got the position! I didn’t know the CEO was a homosexual!

Kumquat by Kumquat exposer August 11, 2024

Kumquat 

The biggest sloppiest low down dirty crack junkie slut!

Emily is the biggest KUMQUAT

Kumquat by Mooz33 May 6, 2025