Dick Kryptonite

To be in the vicinity or of sight of something that makes dick become powerless and limp. Superman loses all his powers near Kryptonite. His body and strength goes limp around it. Like superman, a dick in proximity or sight of dick kryptonite becomes powerless and weak.

Those girls have loads of dick kryptonite around their bellies, thighs and ass.

by A1bimmer May 11, 2023

are my kryptonite

It's a way of saying that something specific is your weakness. I.E. Stating that you can't help but love it, or that it's your biggest addiction.

Puppy videos are my kryptonite, I just can't get enough.

by Grimm Whiskey October 19, 2015

vegetarian kryptonite

A meat containing dish that a vegetarian would consider eating. Typically, the person greatly enjoyed the dish before becoming a vegetarian, misses it, and would consider temporarily breaking their own rules to eat it.

The word vegetarian can be substituted with vegan to refer to vegans.

Hey John, do you want some pepperoni pizza rolls?
Oh, don't even kid, that's my vegetarian kryptonite.

by SharkeeTX December 23, 2007

kryptonite

Kryptonite is a compound consisting of the element krypton, according to chemical-forming "-ite" nomenclature of chemistry.
However, krypton is a planet where Superman Clark Kent comes from and the substance kryptonite from it due to the explosion is fatal to our Superman, i.e. the translucently green rocks you would see in the TV series and which make Clark Kent dizzy and feeble and can even kill him.
Thus figuratively, it means something that makes you weak, powerless and limp, i.e. your weakness, whenever it comes to you, because it can even weaken Superman, let alone you!

Just as the song "Kryptonite" in the Australian Idol Guy Sebastian's album where the lyrics go:
Cos I can't stop thinking of you
I'll be trying not to love you
I'm helpless, girl it's true
So I'm giving up tonight
Cos baby you're my "kryptonite"

***That girl's exactly Guy Sebastian's "kryptonite"!!

by estherteng April 15, 2007

krystine

krystine is usally defined as adorable and usually has red hair. it is one of the best names for a good looking girl.

krystine ifhjc

by jason22222q October 16, 2008

kryptix

A lonely boy that spends all his time in the basement stealing and scamming other players in MMORPG and macroing and them claiming he is the best. His shear weight and the fact his hair is a shaved is a true example of his care for the real world.

www.runescaqe.com < er, he owns that domain. Scam anyone?

by 0wn3d? July 24, 2004

Kryptonite Cave

A severely infected form of chlamydia inside a woman's vagina in which her vaginal canal appears to be sharp with raised lacerations containing a greenish hue. This condition is attributed to its similarity to the actual kryptonite cave in the comic book Superman. Contact with the said condition by penis will cause gangrene or "hulk penis." If your girl has the kryptonite cave, you are in some serious business.

I was going down on this girl at a party, but I got gangrene on my lips from her kryptonite cave.

When I was having sex with a whore, my dick soon had deep cuts on it from her deeply distorted kryptonite cave.

Damn! That bitch got the kryptonite cave!

by mydickisgreen December 7, 2011