Kronk

Kronk, masturbating and jacking someone else of the same gender off at the same time while shitting yourself and forcing the other person to eat your shit at the same time.

“Dude what’d you do last night?”

“Performed the holy Kronk with a homie”

by Kronkrr April 12, 2020

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Getting Kronk

(Verb) When you get really fucked up drunk and/or stoned to the point where you pull all the wrong levers and speak in Squirrel.

eg.
"Thish Tequila got me squeaken Kronked. " *pulls wrong lever*

Bruh I got paid n we getting KRONK tonight!

You mean crunk?
Nah bruh, KRONK. You ain't drunk enough til you speak in squirrel.

by Flexamis May 8, 2022

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A man... no no a gentleman, basically a very smol black cat that often runs in circles a hits everything in his path.
He's very... smart?

There smol and has a nub for a tail, they have bladder problem.
(yes I'm talking about my cat)

Kronk : *Bites*
P1 : KRONK GET BACK HERE YOU MOTHER FUCKING BITCH.

by butterfaceben May 30, 2022

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