Krispy Kreme

During sex, the man pulls his penis out of the womans vagina and ejaculates into her bellybutton. After doing this, he dunks the head of his penis into the "glaze" and inserts it into her mouth. If there's more than one man, its a "double-glazed".

Dude, I just Krispy Kremed that bitch!

by Shilly Dilly December 6, 2009

Krispy Kreme

The sexual act of filling ones partner's asshole with whipped creme, plugging the anus with a donut hole once full, and an optional layer of shit or chocolate syrup is applied on top. Consumption is a must, serves 1-2.

Man- "Damn honey that was a mighty fine roast we had tonight!"

Woman- "I hope you saved room for dessert. Cause we are having a fucking Krispy Kreme"

by NAVNAV September 24, 2010

kreme-puff

The act wherein a man is about to ejaculate but chooses to hold back his load while holding his breath until the point of explosion. This results in the first squirt of semen taking the form of a puffed mushroom cloud. The puffed effect stems from the redirection of air due to the breath being held in addition to the eventual oral exhalation. The puff can also be emitted from the phallus in the shape of a freshly spun wisp of cotton candy and tastes just the same.

My girl was giving me a blowjob and I held back until I couldn't hold anymore and I blinded her with a kreme-puff.

by shit taster September 23, 2009

krispy kreme

1. when someone makes a lot of dough
2. when someone is baked daily
3. when someone is iced out
4. when someone is fresh

Kpeezy is Krispy Kreme

by Kelera December 22, 2007

krispy kreme

The fat around one's bellybutton if they are average weight.

"and this, people, is the krispy kreme" *jiggle jiggle*

by Rylan N April 16, 2006

Krispy Kreme

When you jizz in a sock and let it dry for at least 36 hours, then eat the sock.

Mr Pizza Coley- “Hey man, you had any Krispy Kreme lately?”
-Two-Holes- “Yeah Man, but I’ve got to wait another 12 hours or it’s considered a froggy-fresh.”

by Jimmy Two-Holes November 18, 2019

krispy kreme

a round,preferably large person. used as a nickname.

Hey krispy kreme, go home and eat a donut!

by blitzkreig bopper December 27, 2006