Knumpify

1. verb: (NUM-peh-fy) to make one look like an idiot, or a knumpty.

2. name: an alias used by a graffiti artist based in Canada

John: be careful with that math test man, it'll knumpify you
Bob: thanks dude,

by Knumpify March 23, 2009

knumpty

An alternative spelling of numpty, the hard sound of the "k" hanging in there as numpty is often preceded by "fucking", but sometimes a swear word is inappropriate, so a silent swear is suggested by a silent "k".

Addressing BBC News 24 management, "You are a bunch of ... knumpties".
Head of BBC News, "You are a King Knumpty"; "How long does it take you knumpties to sort out the sound?"
Addressing journalists, "Recommended? To have an extra cheeseburger everyday! You people are complete and utter knumpties. The SACN report doesn't says that. Pricks."

by Harry Alffa November 28, 2011

kumbuka

It is an african name mostly from southern africa in countries such as Zambia and malawi meaning to remember or a rememberance of something.

Kumbuka is a handsome man

by lovehills April 13, 2015

knub dick

when a guy has a dick the size of your thumb but an ego bigger than himself...place your thumb between two fingers and that's what it is.

That loser David has a knub dick. Tiny and useless.

by poshspice1988 June 23, 2017

Kumbucha

When a group of homosexual males cum in a mason jar. After that they let their semen sit for several weeks over a heat radiator. The heat will cook the semen releasing glucose and creating a delicious drink.

This is a delicious batch of Kumbucha mmmmm I just can’t stop drinking

by Cumnygget June 21, 2019

Krümbel

A cats nickname ☺️

A: Hey there's Krümbel!!
B: yeah he's running around!

by Papstela February 12, 2021

kumbuktoo

A kumbuktoo is a courageous person who is very strong. A kumbuktoo’s duty is too defend the people against storms and many other things that threaten a human’s life. Basically, a kumbuktoo is a epic gamer who gets lots of girls.

Kumbuktoo fought the tornado.
You are such a Kumbuktoo

by kvar5 August 17, 2021